03/28/2008 02:45 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

I Want Candy...And Would Kill For A Fix

Hershey's Ice Breakers Pacs, powdered candy in pouches resembling the packets used by drug dealers, has been yanked from the shelves after only two months in distribution. Law enforcement officials complained that children could confuse actual drugs with candy, and advocated that Ice Breakers Pacs be taken off the market.

However, if Ice Breakers Pacs (street value $1.79) are dangerous because they could be mistaken for drugs, how much more dangerous are other, more well-established candy brands? It's time law enforcement groups turned their attention to other over-the-candy-counter substances: