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Bush's Final State Of The Union In Under 100 Words

January 28, 2008 09:08 PM


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So in preparing for the President's State Of The Union address, the
team over at HuffPost discovered a great little feature in Microsoft
Word called "AutoSummarize" that automatically identifies the key
points in a document and highlights them for easy reading. Below,
President George W. Bush's final State Of The Union address in under
100 words:


"The Congress can help even more. America honors the strength and
resilience of the people of this region [the Gulf Coast]. In
Afghanistan, America, our 25 NATO allies, and 15 partner nations are
helping the Afghan people defend their freedom and rebuild their
country. We launched a surge of American forces into Iraq. A free Iraq
will deny al Qaida a safe haven. America is leading the fight against
global hunger. America is leading the fight against disease. Our
military families also sacrifice for America. Our military families
serve our Nation, they inspire our Nation, and tonight our Nation
honors them."

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- daddysboy I'm a Fan of daddysboy 24 fans permalink

I wish the television personalities would vow to read something like this and make no other comments following bush's "speeches". American politics as it is today would be so much easier to stomach. And for the record, it's kind of lame to give any credit to microsoft for anything. It's kind of like bragging that you just got a bargain at walmart.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:06 AM on 01/29/2008
- aigeanta I'm a Fan of aigeanta 5 fans permalink
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There is a summarization service that's been a native feature in Apple's MacOSX since it came out in 2001.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:21 AM on 01/29/2008

Has anyone commented on Bush's refusal to shake hands with Barack Obama after the speech? (Play back the tape of Bush's exit from the hall if you didn't notice this.)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:56 AM on 01/29/2008
- gevan I'm a Fan of gevan 19 fans permalink

Forgot the part about making ecomomic insecurity permanent.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:53 AM on 01/29/2008
- jennbeez I'm a Fan of jennbeez 12 fans permalink
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Another summary: The neocons got away with it...hahah­a.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:03 AM on 01/29/2008
- SirReal1 I'm a Fan of SirReal1 64 fans permalink

Bush to America: YOU GOT SERVED!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:38 PM on 01/28/2008
- TakLoufer I'm a Fan of TakLoufer 2 fans permalink
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Never thought I'd say this: thank God for Microsoft.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:32 PM on 01/28/2008
- desmirl I'm a Fan of desmirl 9 fans permalink

Microsoft Word wrote a much better speech than did Bush's speechwriters. And probably worked cheaper, too. Oursource the speechwriters!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:18 PM on 01/28/2008

Where is all this money coming from?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:26 PM on 01/28/2008
- Quaoar I'm a Fan of Quaoar 29 fans permalink
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Actually, Bush's State of The Union speech can be summarized in 3 words:

America is Fucked!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:57 PM on 01/28/2008
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