OH NOES! Someone flew that airplane from the Ronald Reagan Dream Factory And Supply-Side Economics Emporium that served as the backdrop of last night's debate up into the sky and tossed John Q. Public out of it into an economic freefall! What happens if he pulls that ripcord and discovers that the parachute has been packed full of FALSE HOPES - or worse, JESSE JACKSON? Don't worry, America! Turns out that chute is filled with thirty-five years of nebulous EXPERIENCE. You'll probably still land in Iraq, though, so good luck with that!