Kanye West and his Grammy nemesis, Amy "Slag Heap" Winehouse, are locked in a fierce battle for awards supremacy Sunday night, and now they'll both be singing for the show. West is nominated for eight awards, Winehouse is nominated for six; West is performing live; Winehouse will perform via satellite since her request for a U.S. visa was turned down by the State Department.
No doubt, Kanye's furious about her drama eclipsing his moment, but he can jump out of his seat whenever he wants to on Sunday. Meantime, we're evening the score and publishing a couple more excerpts of his upcoming book , "Thank You And You're Welcome!".