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Dolly Parton Postpones Tour For Back Injury

Dolly Parton   |   February 11, 2008 02:29 PM


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Country legend Dolly Parton announced she had to push back her tour due to a back injury. She recently revealed the nicknames of her breasts, to blame for the back problems, are Shock and Awe.

The official statement:

DOLLY PARTON has been forced to postpone her upcoming U.S. tour due to a back condition. Doctors have advised the iconic American singer, songwriter, film star and entrepreneur to take six to eight weeks off in order to recover properly. DOLLY apologizes to all her fans for this inconvenience and hopes that her fans will be patient until the dates can be rescheduled for late April through May. Tickets will be honored for the new dates. In a statement, DOLLY said: "I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it! But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems. Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks & I can't wait to get back out there!"

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- jubo I'm a Fan of jubo permalink
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She is simply breasttaking, I am breastless.

(had to put this here as the Lisa Marie post is gone)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:10 AM on 02/14/2008

She can use them as an excuse to not do something when she dosn't feel like it. She can go in for breast reduction surgery, or she can fasten some big hydrogen filled balloons to the bra to help hold them up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:55 AM on 02/13/2008

I really like Dolly...she is sweet gal...and if she has names for jugs...well that is fine too. She is rare breed... a throw back from a better time...and even with those monster boobs she still seems sweet to me....Take it easy Dolly..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:46 PM on 02/12/2008

She looks like she's ready for the wax museum. Don't these celebrities realize eventually all the plastic surgery makes them look like a cartoon of themselves? She's repulsive.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:51 PM on 02/12/2008
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I'd still go there.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:47 AM on 02/12/2008
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Who's had more plastic surgery, Dolly or her pal Kenny Rogers?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:41 AM on 02/12/2008
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Since she is not a real big gal anymore has she given any thought to having these fake breasts reduced??? If they are giving her back pain and reduction might be in order.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:12 AM on 02/12/2008
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It's so easy to dismiss Parton as a joke (as she so often does herself) but she has made such amazing contributions to music and in her philanthropic efforts that she is a true star. Her Imagination Library Foundation gave out 3 million books in 2006. It's committed to giving kids a library of books from birth to kindergarten. They get a book a month delivered to their home and that creates an excitement for learning and reading.

I hope she feels better soon. :)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:45 AM on 02/12/2008

She also admits that her breasts aren"t real anymore, but prior to her weight loss in the 1970"s they were real. Now she says "They"re mine, bought and paid for!"

She is a 'country' icon.... but I can't help to wonder if her breasts are the only thing that made her this icon.... she must have some talent in dam dar hills.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:16 AM on 02/12/2008

She's an icon because after she got everybody's attention with the breasts, she actually brought the lives of real women to the spotlight.

Didn't anybody see Straight Talk?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:48 PM on 02/12/2008
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Love her music, but she looks like Barbie on steroids.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:10 AM on 02/12/2008
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ew... she looks like Michael Jackson

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:43 PM on 02/11/2008
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Leave Dolly alone. She's an American Icon (or two). Love her, really I do.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:27 PM on 02/11/2008
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I saw where she fainted onstage. They had to carry her off four-a-breast.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:20 PM on 02/11/2008

Arianna

This is what your site has become? Why don't you re-name it The Huffington Enquirer? Actually The National Enquirer looks like serious reporting next to the junk you throw up on this site.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:04 PM on 02/11/2008

get a grip, eliza - don't click on the entertainment page and then bitch about it

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:01 PM on 02/11/2008

And really she's a blonde bimbo (with big tatas) who actually has talent-rare indeed!
Get well.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:11 PM on 02/11/2008

she couldn't be further from a bimbo - in every sense.
definitely echo the talented and get well remarks, tbough

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:55 PM on 02/11/2008

My God, she looks like a circus freak !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:41 PM on 02/11/2008
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