POLITICS
03/28/2008 02:45 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Candidates Celebrate St Valentine, Look Forward To Ensuing Massacre

People all over the country are exchanging Valentines today as a token of love and friendship. Some are cute, some are heartfelt, some risqué, and thanks to easy-to-use home computer software, many of them have been personalized specifically for that special someone. In the spirit of St. Valentine, the presidential candidates have created their own personalized cards. (We're assuming McCain dictated his to a younger staffer who was more familiar with "that new-fangled computer box.")

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