Pat Robertson Laughs About His Cocaine-Using Pal On "700 Club"

On Monday morning's "700 Club", while discussing Hugo Chavez's decision to continue shipping oil to the U.S., Pat Robertson went off on a strange tangent about a producer who revealed the secret to his muscular physique: cocaine. According to Pat, a "700 Club" producer bragged to him several years ago about ingesting a "paste of cocoa" to keep him strong. "Not cocoa like hot chocolate," Pat explained, "but cocoa like cocaine." Pat displayed his grasp of the U.S. legal system, saying "As I understand, the distribution of cocaine and its derivatives are against the law." That didn't stop Pat from having a good laugh at his coke-using producer's expense.


Update: Upon careful review of the episode in question, Robertson was only guilty of using a vague pronoun. The "he" in question refers to Hugo Chavez and not a "700 Club" producer. Huffington Post apologizes for the error.


Watch Pat ruin his drug connections below:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1422585043http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=1178199204

From ABC Family 2/18/08.

Comments

[fourex]

The Christian Right leader supports Rudy Giuliani and cocaine.

[AurigaRa]

Pat's due for a heart attack.

[inkadinka]

let us pray.

[EspritDeVoltaire]

The dementia is getting more pronounced. He'll forget he's on live sometime soon, his handlers won't be watching him closely enough and then there'll be a REAL show.

[SmootyBooty]

Pat is brain dead. They just don't take him off life support becaue he's still rakin' in the $. Sure helps that illegal diamond mining operation...

[Rickter]

Then Pat went on to say he snorted this really cool powdery stuff, and actually talked to God! Dude, it was harmonic.. I swear!

[SouthJerseySteve]

False prophets are everywhere these days and the Devil is running the White House!

[mellene]

Pat Robertson is as phony as a $3 bill. He blows with the wind whichever way will support his causes.

[lungfish]

well....Stimpy... you've finally lost your mind.

[lungfish]

I think that should be "coca" paste, cocoa is chocolate....
take a look at Keith Olbermann blasting Dubya in a manner that is rarely seen in MSM...

http://www.impeachbush.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=5257#video

[Bushgirlsgonewild]

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Pat looks and sounds like he's completely baked - he must have smoked a spliff by himself just before going on the air.

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[totalliberal]

Pat, so that why you can lift 5 tons with your spindly little legs. (Or whatever you claimed with your Christian health drink.)

[Bushgirlsgonewild]

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You libtards make me sick.

Cocoa paste is used in the middle east too for thousands of years.

One theory says that the way the Baby Jesus was so strong was that his mother Mary Magdalene fed it to him and that's how he got to be so strong that he could throw the money changers around like rag dolls when he got pissed off and stuff.

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[VOTER]

You should be pissed off at Pat Robertson for

LAUGHING!

And from biblical accounts Mary, Jesus's mother,

and Mary Magdelene are two different women.

GO WILD GIRL........LOL

[lippp]

so are you saying cocoa paste is legal to use in this country and it is not detrimental to your health? If so please document with facts.

[VOTER]

Cocoa paste is the final product from grinding the

cocoa beans. Such as in CHOCOLATE!

Cocaine paste is very, very different.

[SmootyBooty]

Um, cocoa is perfectly legal. It's Coca that isn't, you reality challeged reich wingers...

[AurigaRa]

that's very innteresting.
Now it's time to go back to your cell.

[lldem]

You're another one of those fake christians. Mary Magdalene was his significant other, not his mother. Try reading your bible once in a while when you aren't using it to beat others over the head with it.

[ibsteve2u]

I wonder if the guy's coke was "spiritually pure"?

Quiver.

[VOTER]

And cocaine paste is what is primarily used in the

poor slum sections of Latin America.

Very inexpensive.

[VOTER]

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