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Woman Rejects Very Public Marriage Proposal

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Think of it this way, guy: At least the camera people had the decency to follow your ladyfriend off the court instead of focusing on you. She's probably late to her job as a Rilo Kiley impersonator.

Is there anything emptier than being consoled by a mascot? Oh, right, the 50,000 glasses of beer it will take to blot out this humiliation.

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