Tucker Carlson Would Notice If Vicki Iseman 'Wore A Thong'

Tucker Carlson is convinced that this New York Times story making waves on the campaign trail has no legs. On MSNBC, anchor Norah O'Donnell asks Tucker if he knows anything about Vicki Iseman, the lobbyist alleged to have had an affair with McCain (and who bears a startling resemblance to his current wife, Cindy). Tucker says he "spent more than a year following McCain around in 1999 and 2000," and that he never noticed anything. In case you were wondering what would have made Tucker suspicious, he graciously answers your question: "If she was hanging around the back of [McCain's] bus in a thong, I would have noticed it." Oh, really, Tucker?

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Tucker Carlson discusses the explosive story of Vicki Iseman and John McCain, and whether there was a romantic connection. Carlson said that if Iseman had been hanging around McCain's bus "in a thong," he would have noticed. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1425923334http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=1178199204

Comments

[Aanya]

I challenge Fuc er Tucker Carlson to a Lie Detector test. He gets flustered anytime marrital infidelity comes up. It doesn't matter who they are talking about, Tucker rushes to the guys defense. I think he has a guilty conscience and I challenge him to prove I'm wrong! He even defended David Vetter!

[KarenZipdrive]

It's no wonder Tucker failed to notice a woman, regardless of how she was dressed.
He's the poster boy for closeted gay Republicans.
The only reason he got on "Dancing With the Stars" was so he could wear Spandex and sequins and ogle the male dance instructors.

[Beolarry]

We've all heard of lobbyists taking a politician out to dinner for a vote, but Tucker, a politian, a hero, like McCain, EATING OUT a lobbyist before giving her his vote?

Never heard of such a thing!

[RealistDem]

Tucker just wants his Swanson food inheiritance with no estate tax.

[tonyrich]

Tucker your a gay boy admit it. You wouldn't notice her if she was naked.

[PaMike]

Tucker Carlson is now hosting "The Thong Report"? If Ms. Iseman was not wearing a thong, what was she wearing? Tucker spill the beans!

[nolalily]

Otherwise, Tucker, uh, women - right. What else are they good for afterall?

[dax49]

can't his daddy get this smuck a job at fox, so i don't have to see him any more?

[ImmanuelKant]

I like Tucker Carlson so I hope he stays at MSNBC.

[TruEngineHearing]

But since you're dead, it's a moot point.

[PatA]

Tucker is a big fat dirty young man.

[WilliePilgrim]

Well, at least it got his mind off of her bicycle seat.

[dadw5boys]

SO THIS IS NEWS HOW?????

A NEWS STORY ABOUT NO ONE SEEING ANYONE IN A THONG ?????

NO NEWS JUST AIR TIME FOR A TALKING HEAD ???????

[Counterglow]

You can be sure he'd have noticed if Iseman was wearing a thong! Male, female or somewhere in between, as long as the ass in question belongs to somebody associated with big business, Carlson will be trying his best to kiss it.

If he occasionally has to move a little silk out of the way, I'm sure that wouldn't slow him down much.

[nomobull]

and he actually has wife wonder how she views his comments.

[retreadite]

THAT is FUNNY!!!

Why does everyone hate gays on HuffPo?

Just curious.

[leftbehind2000]

Why, is Tucker Carlson gay?

Geez, well if so, I guess I do hate ONE gay person...

[InnocentBystander]

I'm loving these Republican pundits, spinning for McCain. 180 degree change from 1998 when Presidential sex was the most important thing to talk about.

Good ole Tucker. His daddy got him a good job on MSNBC and he's done his damnedest to support the GOP. It will not be Tucker's fault if the Party of Perverts does a spectacular flame-out come this November.