Myanmar Paper: Rambo A "Lunatic" With "Sagging Breasts"

February 22, 2008 06:54 AM EST | AP

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YANGON, Myanmar — Sylvester Stallone's Rambo character looks like a fat lunatic in his new movie, a Myanmar magazine said this week, bucking local public opinion that has glorified him for his exploits fighting the ruling junta's unpopular soldiers.

The new "Rambo" film shows the weary hero on a mission to rescue a group of Christian missionaries taken captive by brutal government troops in the jungles of Myanmar.

Stallone's fictional exploits have made him a folk hero among the government's real-life foes here, who circulate bootleg DVDs of the film, even though state censors have ordered video shops not to carry the movie because it denigrates the army's image.

"We need many Rambos in Myanmar," said a 75-year-old retired civil servant after watching it. Like other viewers, he asked not to be named for fear of trouble from authorities.

The movie's catch phrase, "Either live for something, die for nothing _ it's your choice," is especially poignant after nonviolent demonstrations for democracy were violently quashed by the army last September.

But an article in The Voice, a Myanmar-language magazine, decried Rambo's bloodletting and said he "looks funny fighting a war even though he's so fat with sagging breasts."

"Stallone's unsmiling and serious-looking style makes him look like a lunatic," it added.

The magazine's critique is actually a loosely translated version of a column criticizing the movie published in the Jan. 28 edition of Singapore's The Straits Times newspaper. Its reference to Myanmar's "dictators" did not make it into The Voice's story.

The Voice, like other privately owned publications in Myanmar, is often pressured into carrying pro-government articles and commentaries.

Even film snobs who normally turn their noses up at such a shoot-em-up said they can't wait to load up their DVD players.

"Everyone likes to live in the world of fantasy at least for a short period. Even in a movie, we are happy to see the American mercenary enter Myanmar to smash up the brutal army," a 22-year-old university student said.


 
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forget about his ta-ta's; his face looks like a sagging tenement. time to retire.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:00 PM on 02/23/2008

SLY'S BREASTs DO ***NOT*** SAG!...

Sylvester Stallone STILL has a great rack!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:24 PM on 02/22/2008

It's the push-up bra.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:05 AM on 02/23/2008

Why don't the members of the Myanmar junta prove they don't have sagging breasts by doing a photo spread in the next issue? Takes one to know one.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:49 PM on 02/22/2008

I hope I'm still in his shape when I'm his age. Not your average 60+ year old...This guy is the American Dream come true. Hard work, perseverence, saving, investment, etc...He doesn't need entitlements.....You go Sly...Do another Rocky with an Iranian opponent before we drop the big one on 'em...........

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:38 PM on 02/22/2008

Follow his 'roid regimen and you'll have a chance of looking like him, too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:07 AM on 02/23/2008
    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:13 PM on 02/22/2008
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