Larry Craig Looks For Summer Interns

Idaho Senator Larry Craig, arrested last August in a Minnesota airport for lewd conduct, is looking for interns. And the deadline for any and all college kids interested is fast approaching.

Today his office sent out a press release and posted the listing on his government website:

Craig Accepting Applications for Summer Interns
Deadline Quickly Approaching

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Idaho Senator Larry Craig is currently seeking intern applications for the summer term, which runs from May to August. The application deadline is March 15, however if more time is needed for the application process, please contact Senator Craig's office for an extension. Craig offers paid internships within the Washington, D.C., office. Preference is given to Idaho applicants attending Idaho schools who are in their junior or senior years of college (including graduating seniors).

'"Interns have the chance to be an essential part of a working congressional office," said Craig. "They participate in the legislative process as well as ensure that constituent services run smoothly. For those interested in politics, it is an incredible opportunity to get a behind-the-scenes look at how our government functions while serving the people of Idaho."

Interns are paired with staff members based on experience and interests, in order to best utilize their talents. They are also expected to fulfill some administrative duties such as answering phones, sorting mail and greeting constituents.

Applications and more information about the internship program are available on Craig's website at http://craig.senate.gov/internships.cfm or at any of Craig's six regional offices in Coeur d'Alene, Lewiston, Boise, Twin Falls, Pocatello and Idaho Falls. It is recommended that applications be delivered personally to the regional offices or sent via fax to [phone]. Applications can also be mailed, but delays are likely due to heightened security measures for Senate mail. Mailed applications should be directed to:

Office of Senator Larry Craig
ATTN: Internship Program
United States Senate
Washington, DC 20510-1203
[phone]

Comments

[malrubius]

I hate to be the intern stuck with bathroom duty.

[BIGBONEDED]

Idaho's version of WILL ROGERS

" I NEVER MET A MAN IN A BATHROOM
I DIDN'T LIKE " ..........­.

[BPCentrisAmerican]

I bet he is. This guy creeps me out.

[nick1936]

This ass hole pleaded guilty to a sex offence so he should not be allowed around any children

[MJG2007]

Can I just sum this up in one word:

EWWWWWWWW!

[ladygreenslippers]

Run! Run for your lives!

[JoeBlough]

Do the men have to blow him? That would be experience for working with the other Republicians.

[ylpatriot]

Why oh why is this man still in congress? How shameful can it all get ?

[Meah]

I don't get Idaho. They just let their nasty boy go on and on. What an embarrassment.

[ProfessorVP]

I think only females need safely apply. No, Ol' Lar does not go both ways, as some ultra-naive folks have speculated in the past.

[RedWhiteandBrooklyn]

Yeah... right. That's why he was soliciting sex in a MEN'S BATHROOM!!!!

Why do trolls have such a problem with sex? When a Democrat has sex, it's terrible! Horrible! Shameful! The end of the world! When it's one of theirs, they either deny it or pretend it never happened.

[boycottrightwingthings]

That is what seems to be Huffpost's stance, and Craigs.

[donwilkerson]

Is a wide stance required?

[serialcoma]

An extensive knowledge of airport floor plans and rest rooms is a must.

[m4me08]

Uhh...exac­tly what does he mean by " get a behind-the-scenes look" ?

[nuttincowboy]

Brain stain!

[Nyland8]

What can you say? Sometimes comedy is just toooooooooooooo easy.

Let's leave this one alone.

8

[wmbear]

I'D AGREE EXCEPT...

My brain is on idle right now. I could use a cheap-shot opportunity or five...

[JScott]

Is Jeff Gannon applying?

[serialcoma]

Gannon is the hiring manager.

[gonnuts]

The field of comedy is so rich here ... this should some funny posts ...

"Applicants with "wide-stances" preferred but not required.

Drop off Application in stall two at local terminal men's bathroom."

[wmbear]

OH, COME ON...

We can do better than that. We're talkin' Larry CRAIG here, man....

[Jtt]

It better pay REALLY good.

[jcscrib]

Interns are not paid. It would be for the love of Larry.

[lacasarosada]

Free advise for any young man interested in this position..­. consider sending your resume to Larry printed on toilet paper.