CBS Reporter Shot With Raygun

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First Posted: 02-28-08 03:03 PM   |   Updated: 03-28-08 02:46 AM

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This Sunday, 60 Minutes will report on a new non-lethal crowd control device, which they refer to as a "raygun." And the best part is: they "shoot" it repeatedly at reporter John Martin! The device, shown being used on Martin in the video below, causes extreme discomfort for those caught in the path of its beam. Martin describes the sensation as akin to being dowsed with scalding water.

The benefit of the device is that it stands to cut down on the sorts of civilian casualties that arise from demonstrations and riots and the presence of the drunken employees of Blackwater. The only downside is that the device can be thwarted by a mattress.

This Sunday, 60 Minutes will report on a new non-lethal crowd control device, which they refer to as a "raygun." And the best part is: they "shoot" it repeatedly at reporter John Martin! The device,...
This Sunday, 60 Minutes will report on a new non-lethal crowd control device, which they refer to as a "raygun." And the best part is: they "shoot" it repeatedly at reporter John Martin! The device,...
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- GingerB I'm a Fan of GingerB 82 fans permalink
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Maybe each of us should start carrying a 1st Amendment Mattress any time we wander outdoors.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:56 PM on 03/03/2008
- RTIII I'm a Fan of RTIII 87 fans permalink

Looks (also) like plywood did a pretty good job, "it just left too much of my body exposed." So, it stands to reason that a suit of armor could be developed. With luck, it could be worn comfortabl­y... For the time being, everybody make your protest signs just a bit bigger than you, out of plywood, with a handle or two on the back so your hands don't need to be exposed. When they pull out that big truck, everybody align up like soldiers, overlapping your signs just a bit, making a protective wall! Some people outfit your plywood with a sheet of shiny metal - perhaps stainless steel, or aluminum - and we'll see if we can't redirect the beam! If we can learn how this thing works, science can point a way to a solution..­.

The BEST thing would be a law that prohibits things like this in the first place. Or prohibits their use on Americans. Or, something like that. I think this is an OUTRAGE, but what's to be done about it?

I must point out, however, this is still better than the bullets they used at Kent State and at Berkeley in the '60s - quite a few people died...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:35 AM on 03/01/2008

Next we will be getting shocks thru our computer mice if we utter a bad word about the "Facists".­..hate to say it, "We are doomed"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:21 AM on 02/29/2008

This will be used on the people...m­artial law people.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:26 AM on 02/29/2008
- zendem1 I'm a Fan of zendem1 110 fans permalink

And two years hence, John's face starts glowing, and all of his children have two heads.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:02 AM on 02/29/2008

It's a sad country we are living in. This will only be used on American citizens who dissent with the government. America is dying.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:21 PM on 02/28/2008
- atlantajoe I'm a Fan of atlantajoe 8 fans permalink

Hopefully it will be used on rioters like those in east LA after the king verdict.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:56 PM on 02/28/2008

more likely on you !! sad to say, but the government does not see race ... just pawns for their game ... get wise to it peon.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:50 PM on 02/29/2008

Great. Let's build more stuff that can't be detected at airports.
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I pledge allegiance to NO FLAG. Certainly not one that stands for corruption, injustice, genocide and torture. With liberty and justice for none.

The Homeland: land of the decieved, home of the afraid. Fear level: ORANGE

I wish not to live in a failed fascist empire that roams the world invading and torturing for oil.

I hereby secede from the Fascist States of America.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:37 PM on 02/28/2008
- Ramirez I'm a Fan of Ramirez 269 fans permalink
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Try Holland. Everything free there and no one has to work.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:39 PM on 02/28/2008

OH you all gave me a good laugh. I liked throw eggs with one hand. O'Liarly, no homeless vets. Zap. Good work. I wonder if a mirror would work to send the RAY back. Everything I watched in cartoons is coming true.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:51 PM on 02/28/2008

Next time your protest, make sure you bring a matress. You would think that they would have a way to get that beam around an object.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:48 PM on 02/28/2008
- Ides I'm a Fan of Ides 21 fans permalink

Of course not. It's a beam.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:06 PM on 02/28/2008

you could attach the protest sign to the mattress leaving your other hand free to throw eggs or anything else.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:19 PM on 02/28/2008
- Ramirez I'm a Fan of Ramirez 269 fans permalink
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Throwing eggs at guys with guns.
Does that sound like fun to you, Darwin?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:47 PM on 02/28/2008
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Kind of intersting that our military is investing in hardware to deal with crowds. Are they anticipating an outbreak of civil disturbance for any particular reason? Was it the sound of the gates rattling, or the sharpening of the guillotines that got them busy?

Thanks for the tip, Jason, I think I have a kid's size mattress from an old bunk bed somewhere in the attic. I can sew a handle on, to hold it up with one arm while the other one carries my protest sign.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:45 PM on 02/28/2008
- Ramirez I'm a Fan of Ramirez 269 fans permalink
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I'd pass on the mattress. If they see that they'll put down the raygun and just go old school on your ass.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:44 PM on 02/28/2008
- PPatt I'm a Fan of PPatt 10 fans permalink
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Further testing on Sean Insanity and Bill O'Really is advised.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:37 PM on 02/28/2008
- EvoMan I'm a Fan of EvoMan 30 fans permalink

Yeah, well, neither one of those two chickenshits are ever going to volunteer. I'm waiting for the pocket sized model.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:08 PM on 02/28/2008
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