David Letterman's Old-Man McCain Jokes

John McCain seems like the kind of guy who bombs Iraq again and blames it on Alzheimers'.
John McCain seems like the kind of guy who takes home the dementia-vote.
John McCain seems like the kind of guy who gets busted with Anna Nicole Smith and a cigar in the oval office.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE DAMN HAGEE-MCCAIN ENDORSEMENT STORY ON HUFFPO?...


This is the only McCain thread I could find here today. Unlike the McCain-Lobbyist scandal of a couple of weeks ago, this one actually looks like the mainstream media may pick it up and run with it. There was even an AP headlined story on Yahoo about this. Evidently, Catholics are making a big enough stink (and who can blame them?) about Hagee's anti-Catholic bigotry to counter the MSM's fear of evangelicals with their fear of alienating an even larger audience bloc. WOOHOO!

Those jokes are pretty harmless. McCain's age is getting much less play than Reagan's did in 1980. I doubt it will be a factor.

As an Independent -leaning towards Obama- I'm happy with McCain- because he really is the most liberal to moderate repub. they could have picked; I'm just weary over who they'll force upon him to pick as his V.P.

It's not McCain's age that's the problem; he's had the same war paint on for decades. the only way McCain can get elected is through the magic of DIEBOLT, or the candidacy of Hillary Clinton.

"Well, my friends........laugh it up all you want........but I'm still the best liberal republican......uh....oops... hellooooo........conservative republican running for the White House....."

This guy was a charicature of himself years ago - now he' s looking more like the republican's new version of "the village idiot"......LOL

Did a little research about MeetWealthyBoomer etc.
There's a hairy guy named Sclomo out of Israel that runs the site and plays the part of the women. Also, it's a proving ground for the very best and newest Russian viruses.

It's really important to create a visual and aural monicker for McCain.

I like "McW". It has the connotation of "Mc" as in "McDonalds", a lowering of quality to junk food status as in "McJobs", "McPolitics" etc. "W" is of course the most despised letter in the English language now. It implies the continuity of the Worlds Worst pResident. Put the two together and you have a nice short three letter combination that says it all.

Also, "McCrazy", "McInsane", nice homonym for his name. But they are clumsy to say and are disrespectful of the man.
Face it folks, of all the the candidates, he obviously has the most military experience, is probably the most patriotic of all of them and is a very decent individual, based on his public persona. However, the future of our country is at stake and so the best of the worst is the logical choice. Go Obama.

Just can't get by the fact that -

"John McCain is the kinda guy who gets mugged by Rove and turns and hugs Bush."

Idiocracy

the dumbing down of America is accelerating under the GOP idiots bureaucracy. George Bush isn"t dumb enough, we need to keep the fools game going for another hundred years. Anyone childish enough to support Bush and his criminal henchman McCrazy at this stage of the take down are fools or mental midgets. Polite talk is only going to get you fucked again.

I think we should all start referring to McCain as McBush just to remind people that his policies are tied to the last 8 years. They want to use Obama's middle name to scare people well McBush should really scare the crap out of people.

you're worried about four letter words when morons like juliesa defends a criminal like bush? you must be retarded too.

MCain looks like the kind of guy who hates government , but had the Government pay for his education, his healthcare, the roof over his head and his food and has never had a JOB outside of the government.


McCain is the kind of guy who complains about Big Government but has been in the Senate while the deficit went from one trillion to ten trillion, 80% of that under Repug Presidents he supported. More than half by a Repug controlled congress and W.H.

McCain is the kind of guy who says Amercians are dumb and just need some job traing while 75% of those graduating in the sciences cant get a job in their chosen area..

Regards

wow, now that's comedy. Vicious and hilarious. at least someone's benfitting from the return of their writers (see Bill Maher's increasingly shitty show)

Odd that the 62 yo David Letterman would be making age jokes about someone only nine years older than himself. Its Letterman who had a quintuple heart bypass not McCain.

Typical Dem move: ridicule a war hero while running Nurse Ratched and a black teenager for President.

I've got news for you supercillious left-wing weasels and your effete Hollywood snobs. If you think the American people are going to turn control of this country over to media pretty-boy with 2 years experience and a name like Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you're even more demented than I thought.

That "old man" is going to kick his a** all the way back to Chicago.

Whats so delicious is the fact that the chickens are coming home to roost for the democrapic party. They have become so mired in their gender-bending, race-baiting slime that they are incapable of putting forth a qualified, capable, experienced candidate because they no longer recognize those characteristics as qualities to be admired. Instead they have become a PC cesspool that is sinking lower and lower into the ooze of irrelevance. Hopefully, this election will be the final nail in coffin of the remnants of a political party that once had men such as Harry Truman and John Kennedy.