It's been a rough month for descendants of English-speaking heads of state. Prince Harry, as it turns out, a has been serving his country in Afghanistan, while over here Jenna Bush answered the call of duty to attend her bachelorette party in Boca.
And unfortunately, both have to come to an end. Prince Harry has come back from Afghanistan because Matt Drudge leaked the story. (Incidentally, Harry was serving under the head of the British Army defense staff, who is actually named Air Chief Marshall Sir Jock Stirrup--great with Sir Rod Harden in "Sperms of Endearment") As for Jenna the party has to end because, well, come to think of it, it doesn't have to end. At least until right before she wants to be president.