Forever the Funny Frat Boy. Will he ever grow up. What an embarrassment to America.

What a complete and utter buffoon.

This is rich. I love it. Definitely looks like some kind of weird Aryan 'lebensraum shuffle'. I think he needs a little black mustache so he looks the part. For some reason I am reminded of Charlie Chaplin. No offense meant to Chaplin.

Theory: Someone finally informed Mr. Bush that his war on Iraq has now gone on longer than our own American Civil War, so now he believes that he is a better president than Abe Lincoln, whose war lasted only 4 years. *
Rx: Mr. Bush, please check yourself into hospital until you are well and ready to re-enter civilized society.
St. Elizabeths Hospital
2700 Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue, SE
Washington, D.C.
I hear that there is a very nice room ready for you- in the Napoleon wing, I think.
(satire.)

* It should be mentioned that Bush's "war" was- and is- an unnecessary, illegal, war of choice, while Lincoln was forced into war. Also, Lincoln preserved the Union, whereas Bush has done a lot to damage it.)

I don't know who's worse here the two fools reporting or the idiot president.

cant say we werent warned. the cover of the Nation in Nov. 2000 - was a caricature of dumbya as alfred e neumann- with the caption "worry'. well, worrying wasnt good enuf. we've been snookered by this mo-ron.

And people have the nerve to accuse President Bush of being anti-GAY!


Being the leader of a country doesn't mean you're not human. I thought we had all learned that during Bill Clinton's years as President .

He's sooo presidential don't you agree? What a bafoon! I heard him tell grandpa mcain that if he needs his "pretty face" for the campaign he could count on it! This is a 60+ year old man - why does he continue to make an old fool of himself?! Pretty face my ass!!! And who the hell cares what he's saying? He's illiterate and dense!

What's he sayin"? He's saying, "Heh heh heh.... gotta meet that John McCain. Gotta give him my en-DORS-ment. Heh heh... He thinks I'm gonna step down. Heh heh.... not gonna happen. Gonna declare Marshall Law. That's the kind of law we have in Texas. That's the law of the U.S. Marshall. I get to keep power. heh heh.... it was Dick Cheney's Idea...... I like it. heh heh.... makes me happy..... Watch me dance.... heh heh..... Just like Hitler..... heh heh... my grand pappy knew him..... heh heh.... family tradition.... heh heh.....Gotta dee-klare marshall law and rule like a marshall.... heh heh..... Gotta spread that dem- awk- ra- see. Can't spread dem-auk-ra-see if I'm not in power. heh heh.... You see, Democrats don't know what dem-awk-ra-see is, see? They think everybody should have a vote.... heh heh.... I know better.... heh heh... dem-awk-ra--see is when I vote.... heh heh..... Dick Cheney taught me that... heh heh....

One might call it the Nero effect: dancing while Washington becomes less significant on the world stage. There must have been some brandy in the coffee yesterday morning.

The title of this article should have read:
"Like Nero; Bush Talks, Dances While America BURNS!"

I'm going to miss him. He was a two term president and will go down is history as one of our greatest presidents ever.

He is singing "My oils stocks are going through the roof!"

Bush: """I just had a Big Peice of YELLOW CAKE.

You guys want some , whoop it makes you fell soo good!"""

O, goody, damn goody, Daddy's home! Wait til he sees the poop I'm gonna leave in the bottom, right hand drawer of the Oval Office desk. Snicker, heh, heh. (hint, it ain't Barney's)

Bush shakin' booty... that's Cheney's bitch for ya!