I liked this. Good for you Ashton. A very good "catcha"

oh, all I want to do is see him act. The heck with his new show.

Give credit to Ashton. I give the youngster carte' blanche.
And a 'shout out to Demi, finally saw GI Jane, solid flick. yo.

This is interesting. It kind of parallels the farce between Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel. The relationship between the glitterati and paparazzi mimics a torrid love affair. So the glitterati is now punking the paparazzi, who have been punking the glitterati all to their mutual benefit. I can"t really figure out who is getting screwed here?

This is actually pretty lame. Not because it's bashing the media...I could care less about that...the media should be messed with. It's that this is just another example of the uber-rich playing the same games with the media that they always play. They use it when it suits them, then rage against it the second a camera picks up something they don't like. What, PARIS HILTON has a "beef" with the paparazzi? Why on earth would she? They're the only reason anyone knows her name. I said this when it was happening and I'll say it again now, the WRONG time to stand there and say, "Hey, why don't we all just not tune in if Paris is getting coverage? Isn't this getting a bit ridiculous, guys?" was when she was being photographed in jail. The RIGHT time to say that would have been, oh, I dunno...maybe anytime in the 5 years prior to that arrest? You know, the FIVE YEARS that basically made her into the "famous" version of the boring typical rich brat that she is? Why didn't anyone "decide" to not want to tune in then? No, when celebs like this aren't in their favored element, THAT'S when we SHOULD all tune in. Not when they've had everything orchestrated, a make-up person, a stylist, etc do them up to look as good as possible.

And getting excited about it is just buying right in. These celebrities want the public to get up in arms and to "hate the media" because then we're "siding with them" and it keeps the celebs rich, well-fed and sitting pretty on their demi-god thrones.

Besides, they're all going to just go back on what they're doing now and go on and on about how much they love TMZ whenever a TMZ photographer is around. These people are whores, nothing more or less.

Wow that's funny- Paris was making fun of the fact that a gullible and incredulous public would be capable of believing she could do something generous. That is SO post-modern!

I've gotta stand up and applaud Kutcher on this... turning the tables and mocking the paparazzi and the Harvey Levinization of the media is a nice approach.

This is absolutely brilliant. I can"t wait for the ensuing chaos.

Totally great! Hopefully he will take on Fixed News with a blonde girl missing from somewhere