03/28/2008 02:46 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Must See Video: Mean Queen, G-String Love, Pat Robertson Cackles, Tyra Sniffs Pits, and More!

"20/20" aired a behind-the-scenes look at the Royal Family this week and The Queen came across as a little evil. After scaring a little old lady with loud gunshots and releasing a mysterious gas on her supporters, I can't imagine what she has left up her sleeve. God help us all if she plans on cutting off our supply of Grey Poupon.

From ABC 3/3/08.

In case you couldn't tell, there was a little digital manipulation in that last clip. This next video, however, needs no help from me. Here, one of the stars of "The Real Housewives of New York City" tells the romantic story of how she met her husband- he complimented her g-string. And a quick aside, I think it may be a sign that you've had too much plastic surgery when your normal face looks like that of a mad mom scolding her child.

From Bravo 3/4/08.

Tyra Banks Out of Context: Janet Jackson's Armpit Edition

From My9 3/4/08.

Pat Robertson had an Orthodox rabbi on "The 700 Club" this week and cracked up when the rabbi made an easy "Jews are good with money" joke. Pat laughed so hard that it almost seemed like he had the words pulled right out of his head.

From ABC Family 3/3/08.

Finally this week, since I brought attention to the smooch fest between Hillary and Barack last week, it's only fair that I show this revealing clip of the forbidden love between John McCain and Dubya Bush. Kudos to the guys at Brave New Films for another hilarious mashup!