A Match Made In Heaven: Ann Coulter Attends D.C. Event As Bob Novak's Date

The annual Gridiron dinner occurred this past weekend in Washington D.C., and while the main focus was on the entertainment, here's a tidbit we were struck by in the Washington Post's "Reliable Source" column: Ann Coulter attended the event with Bob Novak -- as his date. The Prince and Princess of Darkness? Sounds like a match!

No word on whether the couple was espied holding hands, or gazing into each others' eyes, or making a mad dash for the backseat of a cab. So, you'll just have to use your imagination.

Comments

[abbiehoffmansghost]

I wasn't aware that Novak was a homosexual. Cool.

[MPeter]

She really has to take it in the nose and the ears because all other places are toooo distended....

[blueAgave]

Haha! Novakula and Coultergeist --- this year's Halloween costume duo extraordinnaire!

[MPeter]

Wow a blonde without a place to go...She ends up with an old, limping Rethug who can't even get it up!!! Coulter, Coulter what a joke! Bravo to Novak though...for a man of your age and brains; a rethug, I think you scored reasonbly big!

[totaldisbelief]

well those two (fill in this blank) deserve each other.

[lex]

Couldn't find any teenage pages to take to the event Bob?

[rzan]

I'm glad to see that Ann has found someone her own age.

[WandaBooneshaft]

Eewwwww. I'll take "Disturbing Mental Images" for $200, Alex.

[nochickenhawk]

Eewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[sistermoon]

Ann Coulter and Robert Novak ... that's just too nauseating for words.

[JohnFromCensornati]

See, the problem that Ann has at this point is that he has to be ever more outrageous to get our attention.
This is decidedly creepy and a little humorous, but really not even worth reporting.
If he gave Novak a blowjob in the men's room, well we need to hear about that.

[kingfishstew]

Only hear about it?

[PioneerKing]

Ann you go girl! Be good, no necking and don't forget that Bob has to be home in time to catch the Wheel.

[shockmagog]

Even if Novak gave Coulter a blowjob in the men's room it would be a ho-hum event.

[jnratliff]

A match made in hell!

[algcciapi]

Well folks, now we all know what an unholy alliance actually looks like.

[rodeman]

Is that a pair to draw to or what................??