A Match Made In Heaven: Ann Coulter Attends D.C. Event As Bob Novak's Date

The annual Gridiron dinner occurred this past weekend in Washington D.C., and while the main focus was on the entertainment, here's a tidbit we were struck by in the Washington Post's "Reliable Source" column: Ann Coulter attended the event with Bob Novak -- as his date. The Prince and Princess of Darkness? Sounds like a match!

No word on whether the couple was espied holding hands, or gazing into each others' eyes, or making a mad dash for the backseat of a cab. So, you'll just have to use your imagination.

Comments

[CheshireCat2]

Hey, EHarmony.com does work see! This is a match made in heaven!

[dbg2]

Dating Ann, I didn't know Novak is gay. In the picture above he looks like he has been embalmed. ugh.

[HaidEsSalaami]

Well, at least now we know they're not the same person.

[willo]

Icky!!!

[Felicty]

This reminds me of something an old friend used to say:

"I am so happy that the two of you have found each other.

Now you both can leave the rest of the world alone. "

[hmmmmmer]

Novacula and the Bride of Frankenstein's Brother, what a combo, Satan is waiting for the anit Christ to be born.

[mouselion]

Gosh! What a couple! That Ann's so hot! And, look how dashing that Bob is! Bet the ladies are all just swooning over him! America's couple, I tell ya'!

[ClaudiaJean]

Of course these two went to the dinner together -- their favorite food was on the menu: babies and puppies.

[Prousa]

The couple arrived at the event in a molten carriage, drawn by the Four Horses of the Apocalypse.

It was lovely. The two lovebirds (love-buzzards, more specifically) perched side-by-side at their table, dinning on raw carrion (with a vegetable medley) and a half-carafe of the blood of innocents prior to the show.

Afterwards, the craven couple retired to their sulfurous grotto for an evening of coarse, rasping, orgiastic copulation.

[Rescisco]

Soooooo...She couldn't find a live date and he couldn't find a woman. Sad.

[Average]

I'm generally conservative--but I'm thinking the reason they went together is because nobody else would go with them.

[joecharles]

e tu, Coultergeist?

An innie and an outie

Yap, Yap, Yap...you're it!

Come On, Come On, now touch me babe. Can't you see that I am not afraid.

[Bushgirlsgonewild]

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Which one got the hummer?

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[truthyguy]

If someone posted a film on the Internet of Novak and Coulter having sex, it would do more to stop underage sex and curb AIDS than any government sponsored abstinence campaign could. In fact, all sex would probably decrease by 85%.

[GrammyinPA]

C'Mon now. I know we are all having a bit of fun over this.
I think Novak is still married to a lovely woman.
Get real.