A Match Made In Heaven: Ann Coulter Attends D.C. Event As Bob Novak's Date

The annual Gridiron dinner occurred this past weekend in Washington D.C., and while the main focus was on the entertainment, here's a tidbit we were struck by in the Washington Post's "Reliable Source" column: Ann Coulter attended the event with Bob Novak -- as his date. The Prince and Princess of Darkness? Sounds like a match!

No word on whether the couple was espied holding hands, or gazing into each others' eyes, or making a mad dash for the backseat of a cab. So, you'll just have to use your imagination.

Comments

[asemeco]

What one of them is, rhymes with "witch".

And the other one is an embarrasment to women everywhere.

[neoconscums]

Oh, God! This is a joke right?

[Paintingislife]

One day the spawn of their unholy coupling will rule the world !!!


[cribbed from an old David Letterman routine]

[mellene]

I wonder what Coulter and Novak were thinking..­.
Bush’s Gridiron song

"You're all gonna miss me,
The way you used to quiz me..
it's good to touch the brown brown grass of home...

I spend my days clearing brush
clear my head of all the fuss
Like the fuss you made over Harriet & Brownie...

Down the lane I look, and here comes Scooter
Finally free of the prosecutor­...
It's good to touch the brown brown grass of home

Then I wake and look around me
at the oval walls that surround me
and I realize I was only dreaming

Well there's Condi..and Dick, my old compadre
talking to me about some oil rich Saudi
but soon I'll touch the brown brown grass of home

Yes you're all gonna miss me
the way you used to quiz me
but soon I'll touch the brown brown grass of home

Down the lane I look Dick Cheney's strollin'
with documents he's been withholding
it's good to touch the brown brown grass of home

Yes you're all gonna miss me
the way you used to diss me
but soon I'll touch
the brown brown grass of home"

[Dalicious]

This joke writes itself.

[lookingAhead]

A traitor and a trollop what more can you want.

[timetraveler2039]

Prom night at the School for the Undead!!!!

[trinity]

Of think of the beautiful children they will have...

[rich3324]

eHarmony to Novak: Good news we finally found someone for you. There’s just one thing. You don’t have a problem with transsexuals, do you?

[Naithom]

That's interesting, that's the same thing they asked Coulter!

[Ldiddy]

Hey everybody. It's me, Satan. You know what? I noticed recently that I wasn't getting enough attention. It's as if people were beginning to think that I don't exist. So I go out of my way to set up Ann and Bob (I would've had Limbaugh, but he was committed to his pharmacist) and what do you looney liberals at Huffington Post do? You go write about it and title the damn thing, "A match made in Heaven"! Damn you Huffington Post! No respect I tell ya. I wonder what Hannity is up to?

[charlietuna11]

i know bobs not the best looking guy in the world, but he can do lot better yhan her she looks like a rectal thermometer.

[Gibbons]

A match made in heaven two guttersnipes.

[almoguy]

Finally we have proof there is no God!

[cmarotta99]

Bob has good taste!

[speakyourmind]

In men.

[Peddler]

Every pot finds it "cover."

[benthere]

I have never seen a stronger case for mandatory sterilization.