Bad Baby Names And What They Do To Your Kid

Bad Baby Names And What They Do To Your Kid

New York Times   |  J. Marion Tierney   |   March 11, 2008 03:52 PM


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Studies showed that children with odd names got worse grades and were less popular than other classmates in elementary school. In college they were more likely to flunk out or become "psychoneurotic." Prospective bosses spurned their résumés. They were overrepresented among emotionally disturbed children and psychiatric patients.

Some of these mental problems might have been genetic -- what kind of parent picks a name like Golden Rule or Mary Mee? -- but it was still bad news.

Today, though, the case for Mr. Cash's theory looks much stronger, and I say this even after learning about Emma Royd and Post Office in a new book, "Bad Baby Names," by Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback.


 
 

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- Mizfitz See Profile I'm a Fan of Mizfitz

In NASCAR I miss Dick Trickle - wish he didn't retire -

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:05 AM on 03/14/2008
- Arguman See Profile I'm a Fan of Arguman

haha. hadn't heard that one

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:18 PM on 03/17/2008
- isis See Profile I'm a Fan of isis

My mom taught elementary school and her theory was if your name was hard to spell then it provokes you to see yourself as bad in school at an early age. She pointed out that even normal names like Christopher were very difficult for young kids. Needless to say I have a very normal almost invisible name. My kids all had normal names because Mom and my husband would flit a sh___ if I even mentioned naming the baby something unique. One of my kids had such a normal name that it was one of the first words the kids in Kindergarten learned to spell. One parent even called me and asked how my child was dressing because everyone in the class wanted to dress like her. The outfit was a t-shirt and sweat pants. She retained her popularity through high school and is quite happy today. But I got my say a little with middle names.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:19 AM on 03/14/2008
- tiedtothewhippingpost See Profile I'm a Fan of tiedtothewhippingpost

Ima Hogg!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:32 PM on 03/13/2008
- CraigWilloughby See Profile I'm a Fan of CraigWilloughby

I have to put mine in.

My Aunt is a school teacher in Louisiana. She has a little girl in her class named (wait for it) Vaginna. Yes, you read it right...with 2 n's. She also had some twins in her class named Adidas and Previous.

I think parents who do this kind of cruelty to their children should be brought up on charges.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:47 AM on 03/13/2008
- LeftLeanWing See Profile I'm a Fan of LeftLeanWing

when i was in elementary school there was this girl named Candie Boxx. looking back on it now, it was a perfect hooker name. I always wondered how she turn out.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:28 PM on 03/12/2008
- dhb4u See Profile I'm a Fan of dhb4u

I had a classmate named Harry Dick..............Great guy, but what was his parents thinking. Used to feel bad for him when he was teased and actually was a really nice guy. He got the last laugh. He is now a neurosurgeon and changed his first and last name when he was in college.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:17 PM on 03/12/2008
- knowhelpnow See Profile I'm a Fan of knowhelpnow

Parents have a responsibility to their children, if they give them names that are off the track, what makes you believe they will care what happens to them.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:23 PM on 03/12/2008
- JScott See Profile I'm a Fan of JScott

Let's not forget Marion Michael Morrison (aka John Wayne?)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:28 AM on 03/12/2008
- SenorBob See Profile I'm a Fan of SenorBob

I went to school in the 80s with three sisters named Stormi, Wendi, and Misti....
What were their parents thinking?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:41 AM on 03/12/2008
- momorune See Profile I'm a Fan of momorune

I have a strange name too. My experience is that Euro-descended people favor those with names similar to the ones in their culture, even among themselves. Patrick, Jim, and Kevin form bonds quicker than Klaus, Bruno and Herbert. Just sayin.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:01 AM on 03/12/2008
- ADVOCATE4ZPG See Profile I'm a Fan of ADVOCATE4ZPG

That's unfortunate and gives rise to a sort of hyper-assimilation directed by the names of popular celebrities and those little booklets sold in the checkout aisles of supermarkets....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:04 AM on 03/12/2008
- SmolderingRuin See Profile I'm a Fan of SmolderingRuin

GOD, that's an ugly baby.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:16 AM on 03/12/2008
- MajorBohica See Profile I'm a Fan of MajorBohica

One of my best friends is named Tevy.
You couldnt meet a more Righteous person on the planet.
Helluva of a Man, Helluva a Marine

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:10 AM on 03/12/2008
- Charity See Profile I'm a Fan of Charity

every time i enter a conversation about odd names, i have to list a few from my high school days in the mid-60s.


i went to high school with a nice girl named Sunny Ann Rainey. if you're out there, Sunny, i do wonder who you married.


also, Gay Thumb. one of the sweetest girls in our class, btw.


and then i met Rocky Mountain when i was in a county wide club. i asked him at the time "how did you get such a name?" and he replied: "my folks had a sense of humor."


my brother went to school with a Howard Johnson, who took some ribbing because Howard Johnson's was rather popular at the time as a restaurant.


he also went to school with Bernie Butts. yep.


so a big hello to all of you.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:46 AM on 03/12/2008
- BlueandGreen See Profile I'm a Fan of BlueandGreen

I went to school with a guy named Jack Imhoff. Seriously.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:49 PM on 03/12/2008
- Charity See Profile I'm a Fan of Charity

every time i enter a conversation about odd names, i have to list a few from my high school days in the mid-60s.


i went to high school with a nice girl named Sunny Ann Rainey. if you're out there, Sunny, i do wonder who you married.


also, Gay Thumb. one of the sweetest girls in our class, btw.


and then i met Rocky Mountain when i was in a county wide club. i asked him at the time "how did you get such a name?" and he replied: "my folks had a sense of humor."


my brother went to school with a Howard Johnson, who took some ribbing because Howard Johnson's was rather popular at the time as a restaurant.


he also went to school with Bernie Butts. yep.


hello to any who may be reading this blog.


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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:45 AM on 03/12/2008
- Triangle1 See Profile I'm a Fan of Triangle1

I believe all of this is true. I can't tell you how many times I've worked with small businesses, and thought, if you only changed your bizarre name this whole marketing process would be considerably easier. Who wants to pick up the phone and call a person who has a name anyone would be embarrassed to say. I say change your first name to something neutral and standard. It'll make your life so much easier. Who wants to tell their parents they're dating someone named "insert all those names you hate."

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