The last two weeks have been a sweat-drenched, sore-genitaled paradise for political junkies, horny TGI Friday's patrons, and the New York Legislature's watercooler chitchat.
First, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer resigned after getting ID'd as Client 9 of the high-priced prostitution ring Emperors Club VIP and we met "Kristen," a.k.a. Ashley Alexandra Dupré. Then, Teddy Pedersen, an ex-aide of gay American/former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey, was blabbing about his threesomes with Jim and wife Dina -- and she denied it while Jim backed him up. Finally, moments after New York's new governor David Paterson was sworn in, he came clean about his and his wife's affairs.