A Further Guide To The French

The HuffPost Living Editors are no stranger to guides, so it was exciting to see that The New York Times had posted their own: A Guide To The French.

According to the Times' exiting French Bureau Chief, Elaine Sciolino:

In five and a half years living in Paris as an American correspondent, I have tried to make the country my own, knowing that I never will completely fit in, but always will be fascinated. So as I finish my stint as Paris bureau chief and move on to a new beat here, it seems a good moment to offer eight lessons learned.

She then gives readers the rundown of some extremely salient points, including why one should "Make Friends with a Good Butcher" (food is important, ergo your butcher is important) and how "The Customer is Always Wrong" (french merchants never apologize). The best point of all is #7: "Feeling Sexy is a State of Mind; Or Buy Good Lingerie":

For French women, being sexy has nothing to do with age and everything to do with attitude. Arielle Dombasle, the actress and cabaret singer married to the philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy, dared to expose her breasts on the cover of Paris Match and took off her clothes in a song-and-dance revue at Crazy Horse in Paris. Some people feel she tries too hard. But give the lady some credit. She's turning 50 and has a Barbie-doll body.

A 600-page sociological study of sexuality in France released this month concluded that 9 out of 10 women over 50 are sexually active. The sexiest French women seem naturally skilled in the art of moving, smiling and flirting.

Chic French women prefer to peel and polish rather than paint their faces. Too much makeup, they say, makes a woman seem older, or worse, "vulgaire." "The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion," Yves Saint Laurent once said. "But cosmetics are easier to buy."

French women spend close to 20 percent of their clothing budgets on lingerie. But you also have to know how to wear it. When the Galeries Lafayette department store inaugurated its 28,000-square-foot lingerie shop in 2003, it offered free half-hour lessons by professional striptease artists.

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Comments

[starman1695]

J'adore la belle France!

[rachel88]

If only America was becoming "the France of the 21st century" as Mitt Romney said.

[totalliberal]

I used to watch wonderful young French women sunbathing on the St. Martin beaches like strips of bacon frying on an iron pan. Because they smoke cigarettes all day long and destroy their skin in the sun we used to call them Leathery-Dragons. Too bad. By the time they turn 30, they look 45.

[vandegrasse]

The French have mastered the art of living.

[rrafiringa]

Been there. I agree. Don't like Paris much though. I prefer Montpellier.

[Dogma]

God Bless France

[CanardTahiti]

I am American by birth and French by marriage. Trust me, being "French" is tons more fun and lots more sexy than being American, lol. Vive la France, now and forever.