Move over Monopoly! Screw you, Chutes and Ladders! Miss Bimbo is coming to town. And she's going to teach all of your daughters the importance of being slutty and messing up their body image.

The online "virtual fashion game for girls" allows girls to name their own bimbo avatar (I just tried but my nickname, Lolly, was already taken.) If I had been able to join, I'd have been given my very own naked bimbo and a mission: dress her in tight clothing and lingerie (these girls are probably wearing "PINK" and "JUICY" splashed across their behinds to begin with), feed her diet pills and nab her a super-rich boyfriend, STAT. I wonder if they have options like"Go to rehab - 8,000 bimbo points" or "accidentally forget to wear underwear - 2 days of guaranteed publicity!"