Jack Nicholson Has Whale Of A Time In St. Barts

This is London:

Youth isn't exactly on his side and his girth is bigger than ever, but Jack Nicholson proved yesterday he still has what it takes to attract the female eye.

The Hollywood star spent the afternoon flailing around the beach with his huge belly and sizeable man boobs on display while holidaying in St Barts with his family.

And while the sight of a 70-year-old senior heaving himself out of the surf is rarely the answer to a maiden's prayer, Jack The Lady-Killer had bikini-clad women flocking to be by his side.

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Comments

[ENK727]

I like Jack.. he doesn't give a Sh*t what people think about him... lol

[TurgidCaterwauling]

Rip him to shreds for getting old and fat; if he slims down and has plastic surgery, rip him to shreds for that as well.

[1will]

This is clearly a good news-bad news type of story. The bad news is Jack's got big man boobs. The good news is they're still pretty perky for a 70 year old.

[grisgris]

The man is 70 years old, for God's sake. So what if he has evidence of exposure to 70 years worth of gravity? And still he's surrounded by bikini-clad women. Good for Jack.

[Jinxykb]

He can be as fat as he likes at age 70.

[cruisepuppy7452a]

Jack is an interesting cat. I mean he isn't what you would call hot, yet women clammor for him. Perhaps its his joi de vivre, his ability to be totally oblivious to everything around him, I have no idea. But the guy is amazing. I like this screw the world attitude he has, this inate talent for the under statement. In his hey day, he was a hottie. Today, he is still the guy I can't figure out, and I think that's cool. He leaves you wanting more.

[Arguman]

so are they suggesting a 70 year old man who has lived a full life should give a poop about his weight? is he supposed to be afraid people will laugh at him for not being model thin at 70?? :

[okAcomputer]

omg "70 year old man gets old and fat and doesn't look like he did at 30!" absolutely shocking, i don't know how i will ever get over this new and unexpected revelation.

[LeeLoosMultiPass]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. man-boobs.

[Mattie]

Everything on Huffpo is mean spirited lately, it must be the influence of the Obamabats, they love anything that is cruel, and filled with hate. I guess making fun of a 70 year old man who is over weight makes them feel good.

[Hopalongpoppyseed]

Way to go jack. You da man. Whoo Hoo! Jack never gives a rats patootie about what the media punks say.

[JScott]

Hey we all get old, get over it and get used to it. Last time I checked time still runs linearly.

[dgscol]

He's as big as Ted Kennedy used to be.

[JohnFromCensornati]

I don't know that he looks much different from any other 70 year old.
Whoever wrote this appears to be green with envy.
Hell, I'm sure that hideous Karl Rove would be swarmed by FOX bimbos.