Must See Video: Chikezie, Mini-Hillary, A Scary Kardashian, Defending Hasselbeck, And More!

This week America ousted Chikezie, one of the few remaining contestants with any talent, from "American Idol." But after seeing the following clip, it's nice to know Chikezie can always count on the unconditional love of his mom, who... Wait a sec... Isn't he singing Luther Vandross's love song "If Only For One Night"?... And don't her gestures mean... Oh no. Must... erase... from... memory...

From Fox 3/25/08.




If you've been "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", you're just as confused as I am about why this family is on television. I get that Kim had a sex tape, and she's the offspring of O.J.'s old lawyer, but is there any real talent here? Sadly, as we discover in this next clip, the answer is no. Kim's sister Khloe (not to be confused with her doppleganger, wrestler/rehab star Chyna) has enrolled in acting class. And while her Hollywood hopes might not be fulfilled anytime soon, at least we found a clip where a Kardashian comes across as the normal one.

From E! 3/23/08.




Penn Jillette got kicked off of "Dancing with the Stars" this week, but he didn't go out without a bang. A couple bangs to be exact.

From ABC 3/24/08.




We've done our part in giving "The View" co-host Elizabeth Hasselbeck a hard time for all the ridiculous things she's said over the years. This next clip then, courtesy of Funnyordie.com, is our way of saying sorry. Maybe she does know what she's talking about after all.



From Funnyordie.com




And finally this week, the most disturbingly awesome video you will see, well, probably until Monday. She's blowing up on YouTube, gaining fans from exposure on CNN and MSNBC, and now she makes her Huffington Post debut. Ladies and gentlemen, La Pequena Hillary Clinton.


From YouTube.com/comediaotravez

Comments

[stringer]

The problem with people like Hasselback is that they belittle the debate by somehow acting hurt when they never supported Obama in the first place. Angry at the Wright nonsense I could see. But hurt? By someone you didn't support in the first place? It just doesn't make sense, which is why the polls show the Wright flap did nothing to Obama. Those who were angry about it (which according to the polls were very few Democrats) wouldn't have supported him in the first place.

[fantagor]

Does anyone know the context of the peanut butter and cannibalism comment? Was she going after Rev. Wright for repeating what a former US ambassador to Iraq said on Fox News? That would make sense, since Rev. Wright is as bad as Jeffrey Dahmer, cannibal and cheese head.

Randy

[venicesurfer]

they were discussing wright.

[Metacortex]

You mean...tha­t...wasn't­...really.­..Hillary?­?

[gurukalehuru]

Granted, Elizabeth Hasselbeck is a right-wing moron, but on this particular point, she is correct.

I think it's important to hate people for the right reasons.

[MPeter]

Good for her. Only that Hillary is taller and lies for a living. http://www.breitbart.tv/html/68124.html

[stringer]

It would be the equivalent of me saying Hitler helped the German economy. Being right doesn't mean you have a coherent point or one worth even justifying.

Jeffrey Dahmer and peanut butter sandwiches have nothing to do with him eating people. Or him liking peanut butter sandwiches before he ate people. It's utter nonsense. The fact that it may or may not be right does not make it any less nonsense.

[dr4Will]

she is quite strong considering her show partners--as a democrat,I believe she asked the best question of obama and stuck with it,even as he kept trying to change the subject on wright

[Casanavelaw]

First, I think (could be wrong) that Mini-Hilary is a man.

Second, the woman who looks like every Fox News bimbo sounds like the women on "Fox & Friends". I guess that's her real destiny.

[bookon]

Lil' Hill is a dude. a little dude, but a dude non the less....

[dana94591]

This is so sad! Is a terrible thing to lose one's mind!! Wait! She doesn't have a mind! All she does is parrot the Republican party line. Ooops! Excuse me, Elizabeth!!!

[SouthernYankeeBelle]

She is actually an old, old lady in a young person's body. What a boob. God help her kids. When they talk at the beginning of the show she comes off so dumb. Her and sometimes Sherri are a couple of flat earth believers. They need to go on the 700 Club and get a little maturity on the panel. Barb comes off looking dumb also.

[Proud2BIndy]

This is fast becoming my favorite part of HuffPo. The video selections are impeccable.

[Tane]

I'm not usually one to pass viral videos along, but this one is truly funny!

Hillary – “I don’t care, I want it now”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sz9VdoHZshA

[Citizen69]

She is sooo cute....and sooooo Stupid! A part of me is sooo turned on, and a part soooo turned off. Anyone seen Scanners? Ya know, when Derryl Revok blows that Frank Oz lookalike's head up? That is what it's like . She is asthetically(sp?) beautiful, yet a heinous person. Would I? I think not....my hand has more common sense....and no guilt.

[strifeknot]

Are you talking about the Hillary dwarf? There are several videos with women up there, we have no idea which one you're talking about.

[Loculi]

Rofl, given it is the last video on the page, that was the first impression I got from his post too.

[TimN]

Soon Citizen69 will wake up, hungover from blogging all night and the realization will sink in. "what have I done, arghhh...what have I done?". I think they call it "blog" goggles.

[on2u]

Whoopi should stick to stand up at best. She is sitting her time out on the View waiting for something better to come her way. Her remarks to Elisabeth Hasselhoff were as weak as her downward spiral. As for the fat lady, does she attend the same church as obama and lives to tell about it???.....Only in NYC....Eli­sabeth,You go girl , the only one on this panel who has guts.

[rektruax]

I'm afraid everywhere is a no "you go girl" zone... RuPaul used it one too many times.

No fan of Whoopi, but Hasselhoff's comment made no sense.

[Wildcatdiva]

It takes an idiot to know and love one.

[dsmyre]

Elizabeth Hasselbeck (not Hasselhoff, 'on2u') is an airhead. She's a walking stereotype of the dumb blonde. Big mouth, nothing coming out of it but hot air, blah blah blah. That's what makes her so entertaining. She's Barbie personified. But not to be taken seriously for one second.

[ChristianEcon.com]

"Elisabeth,You go girl , the only one on this panel who has guts."

Right, it takes a lot of guts to mindlessly parrot rightwing tp's, verbatim. It takes a lot of guts to be another chickenhawk cheerleader. I'm always impressed by that. Much worse than just being a ditz.

[dogboy]

Wow, a HRC Mini-Me!

[rini]

He doesn't look like a typical dwarf, though. His hands and feet are long and his limbs are also not that short. ?growth hormone deficiency? I'm not sure.

I think the video is kinda sad.

[dora rice]

I don't know who is a bigger moron on the view. Old Walters who never can quit, or young Hasselbeck who made a career out of being a war supporter and a Bush a..........kisser.