Bill Maher's Hillary Clinton Monologue: "Get Elected Or Lie Trying"

Watch Bill Maher's monologue about Hillary Clinton from the March 28th episode of "Real Time with Bill Maher"

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Comments

[AnninCA]

It's all perception. Obama blew it in Texas and Ohio and has been bluffing ever since.

[debwarot]

Texas was a two step process - once the results from the primary and results from the caucus were in, tallied and combined, Senator Obama won Texas. So just how did he blow it in Texas?

Oh, I guess it really is all in perception. Hillary perceived that she was under sniper fire and you perceive that she won Texas!

[greejambri]

Annin, you are STILL at it, aren't you? Still spinning, spinning, spinning. You're bound to get dizzy, girl. Better sit down. Listen it's like this. Clinton was up by over 20% in OH at one point, and only won by 10. Then she BARELY won the popular vote in the TX primary, with the help of Rush Limbaugh's crossover chaos voters, but Obama actually ended up with MORE delegates because he thrashed her in the caucus. The handwriting is on the wall, but you've got those Hillary-tinted glasses on that distort your vision. Too bad. Hillary's gonna lose. What you gonna do then, Annin? Stay home and cry? Vote for McCain or Nader out of spite? Huh? YOU tell me!

[Thabiti]

AnninCa:

What did Obama blow in Texas. He came out of Texas with the most delegates, so far. So, at this point it appears that Hillary "blew it" in Texas. She will not get the nomination, so,we need your support. Thanks.

[chlllfactor]

Don't argeue wuth AnninCA - she has nothing credibable to say or facts to present - she just likes spouttin' off

[mthespian]

Newsflash. He's winning.
Hillary blew it in Iowa. She's been bluffing since superTuesday.

[zendem1]

Yes and Monica blew it in the White House. This allowed the Republicans to waltz a smirking, spoiled, sociopathic little frat boy into office to restore honor and dignity to the White House."
I'm still waiting to hear about all of this 'experience" Hillary has in government; She never had national security clearance, never held a cabinet position. So who's the one who's bluffing?
Oh and about that Bosnian sniper fire..

[Chandidevi]

Lie trying, or better yet, rig the election - Watch Uncounted - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2053171972904749134

[kae]

anyone still OUTRAGED! by Rev. Wrights comments need to watch this and shut it

[Passenger57]

kae, you're STILL outraged by Wright's comments? After he so eloquently explained why he won't throw Wright under the bus? C'mon, give it up...Hillary said that Wright wouldn't be HER pastor....I'm waiting for someone to ask : "Senator Clinton, exactly who IS your pastor? " What do you think she'd say? Would she tell the truth about her cultish "religion"?

[ruscle]

Wow. Just started watching this movie. Seems very well done. Very complete.

HILLARY SUPPORTERS, you must watch this. If she wins the nomination, this is how the election will be stolen from her. We all have to know about that so we can talk about it in real time if it happens again.

Barack supporters... same.

Chandidevi... thanks for this great link.

[gmundenat]

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, Hillary.

[4wehttam]

Watched your show last night Bill, HILARIOUS. I'm glad you guys discussed Pat Robertson and the MSM's double standard. It's just pathetic. Why would MSNBC still have that racist pighead on their show?

[GH]

Maher ponders, "why does Hillary have to lie?"

When haven't they (she and Bill) lied, is the question. They lie - because they are liars. "The Nation" came right out and called her a liar on her revision of her support of NAFTA; "L-i-a-r" they said. She lied about not knowing about Bill Clinton's affair with Monica (after she found out about it) and successfully pulled in the entire US mainstream media into accepting that it was simply a "vast right wing conspiracy," No, Hillary - it was your husband. It's fine that you don't like them (the R's - everyone has their right to their own views) but to lie and to blame others for your own, and your husband's shortcomings is exactly who you are - and what you stand for.

In the words of one of one of your former very good friends and supporter,, Hollywood mogul David Geffen, "Everybody in politics lies, but they [the Clinton's] do it with such ease, it’s troubling."

Just do it Hillary - that's why she does it, Bill.

[ann1]

I happen to like Bill. He tells it like it is, he doesn't shy away from the truth. We need more of that.

[4Hope]

Thank you, Bill .....you are redeemed....

[debwarot]

I agree. The way I see it, he is quite sarcastic, sometimes a bit caustic, usually funny, and comments on the truth as he sees - which is usually pretty honest and straightforward.

[Whinger]

Jeez! You havn't known Bill very long, have you?

[jbd]

I tried it once, didn't inhale, didn't like it, and never tried it again.

[drmavis]

Doesn't shy away from the truth?!?!? Sounds like you've spent too much time with AnninCA

[conscioushope]

Lie-ing in wait...........

[molly2007]

I used to love Bill but now he's just like any other man on T.V. Just go away.

[TVI]

Translation: I love Hillary so if anyone says anything negative about her, no matter how accurate, they're a jerk.

Man, some of these HRC supporters are just unreal. HRC gets caught in a complete boldfaced lie, has to backtrack out of it, and tries to spin it off as simply "I misspoke" and yet these thin-skinned robots still take offense when someone calls her out on her b.s.

[accountability]

TVI, stop projecting.

it shows an immature strain of narcissism and sloppy, intellectually dishonest thinking.

[barrista]

Exactly. I love when people start a sentence with, "I used to love _____, but now they're idiots". It just means, i used to like you when you agreed with what i agree with, but now that you don't, you're a moron.

[MNDADDY]

I'm sorry, Bill, shhhh . . . is that name aloud here?

I love your show, but Obama, Matthews and MSNBC have many more lies . . . ooooo . . . than that other, b word guy

http://mediamatters.org/items/200604270005

[MNDADDY]

Great first name, by the way

GO DEMS '08

[klondiker]

This is it. This is what bothers me. Why was it necessary to have two jokes in there about her marriage and Monica Lewinsky?? It's like an implicit way of saying, "we don't care how far you go, or what you achieve, you'll still be defined as the wronged wife. That is your status and this is what will define you."

[AreYouFibbing]

Personally, I have tired of Bill Maher. He certainly is not what he used to be.

[Casanavelaw]

Personally, I have tired of Hillary. She certainly is more of a pathological liar than I thought she was.

[soljifire]

your u bill u way fair then that pin head one from foxnews that no one wach no more lol Hillary Clinton did not even left bill so she dont know what she would have done

[johnqsittinzen]

Howard Johnson is right!

[debwarot]

What ???????????

[AZDemocrat500]

I use to like this guy but he has turned into a pompous ass. Obama lies about his pastor but none of these talking heads are wiling to call him on it. That is why we will support McCain.

[jukesgrrl]

Don't tell me ... 500's your age.

[kellygrrrl]

I personally find Bill to be sane, fair and rational. I appreciate that his voice is nationally televised.

[factbased]

Agreed on all counts, though I had one problem with that monologue. He insinuates that Hillary's lack of imagination was a cause of Bill straying. There are lots of ways to make fun of her without venturing into misogyny.

[Nochnoi]

Only if you have HBO... : (

[kellygrrrl]

sorry. I think you can catch it online, no?