Good video. The Marlon Brando thing was true.

I know one decision in any situation! If you have a question - ask your comp. Internet knows everything. The most important thing is to remember that you shoudn't talk to someone personally.Never!
It's so difficult to find out how to behave yourself After... Sure, that's the moment of soul, moment of heart, when people talks and exists as persons, and not only as bodies. If you knows what colour your friend's pants you will know how to be with him/her In a moment of phyical culmination. But if you are not interested in his/her feelings and wishes, don't ask what he/she's thinkig about, where spends the time, where is sorrow into eyes from or what's happening inside... Of course the question will appear - what to do Before and After, when it's time of emotional culmination.
What's the problem when there is not only union of bodies, but also of souls? You can hold into hugs as strong as possible... and everything's clear even without words.
Though, it depends on your priority. It's always better to exchange close relationships for false and empty meetings. that's possibly more profitably...
What not to do? Not to do things you don't want to get from the others.

After sex, republicans check to see how much cash is missing from their wallets

this video is hilarious and very true.

i had an experience in college where I promptly fell asleep after sex, and it basically ended the nascent relationship because she felt insulted. I didn't do a very good job explaining that it is just basic male metabolics. But I think this is something that girls would benefit from knowing about relatively early, before a guy has to explain it to them, so they don't take it personally when it happens.

Falling asleep after is actually part of the pleasure of it. It is a totally blissful feeling to drift off to sleep in that contented, spent state, and is like the completion of the whole act.

But, this is important to understand: for me at least, it usually just a quick nap. Unless I'm already totally exhausted and it is late at night, I'll wake up feeling refreshed and ready to cuddle and listen, AFTER I've had a few minutes of sleep.

Like the words from this Jem song "Come on Closer" about oral satisfaction:

And now you're satisfied
A twinkle in your eye
Go to sleep for ten
And anticipating
I will be waiting
For you to wake again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8IUuI0AK8

try being yourself. That'll do it.
If there was a god, god would be wondering where he/she went wrong with the most basic programming.

Women's Instructions For Getting your Man to Talk about a Problem you are Having with Him.

1. Go ahead and give 'em the hate f*ck. Meaning you probably are so mad at him you can't bring yourself to give it up, but trust me--go for it.
2. Wait an hour. Let them sleep, beat their chest or eat.
3. Then the most amazing thing happens. They open up like a flower and actually listen to you and give a short positive responses that they actually stick to. It's truly remarkable.

When I figured this out, I felt like I just found the cure for cancer.

I make damn sure the woman I'm with has an eruptive orgasm of her own, before mine, via whatever method pleases her most. Then she raids the kitchen for me, or nods off when I want to.

"Women, can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts!"

Norm Peterson ("Cheers")

Usually after sex Gov. Spitzer gives me the money and tells me to go home.

I give my woman such great orgasms that it puts HER to sleep. Then I can go make a sandwich and catch up on my reading.

Very good advise...

I have never known a woman who wanted to talk after sex. They want to cuddle. This presents a problem, because that's when I want some privacy. This conflict is evidence against the existence of God.

No farting? What, then, of the "Dutch Oven"?

I always hated it when woman ask, "What are you thinking about". They do it so often it makes me think about her going to ask me what Im thinking about.

What should you do is SHE farts while you have your face in the, uh... special place? ;-)