Roseanne: I "Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery"

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First Posted: 04-10-08 09:48 AM   |   Updated: 04-18-08 05:12 AM

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Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the "Late, Late Show" host, "I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. No, I did! And now I have a va-junior. And I'm not afraid to use it."

Watch her tell about the surgery while Craig tries to keep it together.

True or just part of her stand-up routine? It's unclear. But, she still knows how to shock and make an audience laugh.

Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the "Late, Late Show" host, "I went and had ...
Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the "Late, Late Show" host, "I went and had ...
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I'll lighten up when she does. Based on her weight, fat chance.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:39 PM on 04/10/2008
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Ewwwwwww Ewwwwwww Ewwwwwwww

Rejuvenated from a sloppy josephine back to a stuffed pork chop sandwich.

Ewwwwwwwww

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:36 PM on 04/10/2008

Say it like the Sopranos' Paulie Walnuts.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:26 PM on 04/10/2008
- Gumby123 I'm a Fan of Gumby123 15 fans permalink
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A little boy asked his father what a vagina was.
The father thought about it for a while and gave this answer:

Son, before sex it's all roses and perfume.
after sex....wel­l son have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:32 PM on 04/10/2008

Just when I thought nothing could top the headline.

BLECH!

Where's a HuffPo Censor when ya need one!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:04 PM on 04/10/2008
- CindyKay I'm a Fan of CindyKay 17 fans permalink
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I Love A Good Laugh! Thanks!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:23 PM on 04/10/2008
- michie62 I'm a Fan of michie62 5 fans permalink
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You people need to lighten up. She as hilarious as always last night. This is even better than when she told Jimmy Kimmel she'd become psychic. He asked how did she know? So she asked him his age and what did he want to know about the future. He told her his age and she said "in about 35-45 years you will die." Get a life folks, she's a hoot.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:29 PM on 04/10/2008
- Marmel I'm a Fan of Marmel 8 fans permalink
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Oh my God.

I will never be able to un-hear this.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:12 PM on 04/10/2008
- BardEric I'm a Fan of BardEric 10 fans permalink

Congrats Rosanne; you win this years " T.M.I. " award!! I could have lived happily ever after without knowing the current state of your twat...God I'm gonna have nightmares now...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:07 PM on 04/10/2008
- auramac I'm a Fan of auramac 13 fans permalink

She's satirizing Viagara. It's a joke- "comedy is not pretty." Republicans freak out over this stuff. Very hyper-imaginative, squeamish lot here...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:59 PM on 04/10/2008
- michie62 I'm a Fan of michie62 5 fans permalink
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at least she is funny-compared to the Viva Viagra advertising. Poor Elvis, one of his songs used for that. Suppose Priscilla and Lisa Marie making money off of that.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:31 PM on 04/10/2008

Exploiting the legacy of the King for bad plastic surgery and industrial strength silicon. Only in America, Baabbbbeee­ee!!!!!!!!­!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:28 PM on 04/10/2008
- the964kid I'm a Fan of the964kid 61 fans permalink
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Where's my barf bag??! I promise that NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS FROM HER! I mean NOBODY!! You just can't give some people a microphone!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:52 PM on 04/10/2008
- VivaZapata I'm a Fan of VivaZapata 63 fans permalink
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i thought she was quite funny. what is it about the vagina that makes some people squirm? I was curious though as to how much younger her vagina is now compared to the rest of her.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:10 PM on 04/10/2008
- Ramirez I'm a Fan of Ramirez 263 fans permalink
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The problem is not vagina. Vagina rocks.

It's the thought of ROSEANNE'S vagina that makes people squirm.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:05 PM on 04/10/2008

Craig attracts a very freaky audience. What is Erica Jung's thoughts on Roseanne getting her motor running again.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:30 PM on 04/10/2008
- AurigaRa I'm a Fan of AurigaRa 27 fans permalink

I love Rosanne, but this is way TMI.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:28 PM on 04/10/2008

You must be a new fan then as this bit is quite tame.
Really folks, if Robin Williams has been doing a bit about his limp noodle fix we would be rolling on the floor. Try to get over your hang up by using the word vagina in sentence everyday for a week.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:05 PM on 04/10/2008
- dgscol I'm a Fan of dgscol 4 fans permalink
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I'm glad she's out there, well .., not quite as much as she used to be.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:28 PM on 04/10/2008
- JRR I'm a Fan of JRR permalink

She should have saved her money and just gotten a can of ArmorAll wipes.

www.bothinonetrench.com

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:25 PM on 04/10/2008
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or a can of Pam and a Glade Air Freshner Stick On

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:42 PM on 04/10/2008

Roseanne: I "Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery"

...I'm sure she needed it. It probably hadn't been used in years.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:17 PM on 04/10/2008
- rpence I'm a Fan of rpence 7 fans permalink

Well, at least she's not crying about how voters are committing such a grave injustice by daring to vote for Obama rather than Hillary the Entitled.

Was that surgery another of your famous feminist working class actions, Roseanne?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:57 PM on 04/10/2008
- hartkid I'm a Fan of hartkid 15 fans permalink

What the hell is wrong with you people? What's so ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww about the v-jay? Do you think just cause it's Rosanne it is somehow deformed? Has teeth? C'mon people, you're acting like I don't know what. It's a vagina, for cripes sake!

(I heard it was like a wizard's sleeve)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:55 PM on 04/10/2008
- CammyV I'm a Fan of CammyV 6 fans permalink
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Now, if she could do something about her mouth...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:35 PM on 04/10/2008
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Not surprising.
After she claimed that Tom Arnold has a small penis, he replied "Even a 747 jumbo jet looks small when it lands in the Grand Canyon!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:48 PM on 04/10/2008
- CammyV I'm a Fan of CammyV 6 fans permalink
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ROFL...can­'t stomach Tom Arnold, but that's funny.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:58 PM on 04/10/2008
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