Our gossip columnist spends all day in bed scouring the wires for the hottest dish, doing her best to keep her mind active and focused on the troubles and scandals of other people. Reading about celebrities keeps her from getting overwhelmed by the feeling that that there really isn't any point in bothering anymore. Is there?
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