Ashley Zais, Miss South Carolina, Hired By The McCain Campaign

Jonathan Martin over at Politico says he's gotten word from a "colleague" that McCain has hired beauty queen Ashley Zais, to be in charge of his interns. Martin wants everyone to make sure that Ashley Zais should not be confused with Miss Teen South Carolina, who is now a YouTube star for completely messing up an answer during the Miss Teen USA contest last August. Click here to see more photos of Ashley Zais.

More about Ashley Zais from Politico:

Ashley Zais, a recent Wofford grad, will serve as McCain's intern coordinator at the campaign's headquarters.

She met McCain last year when the senator gave a speech at South Carolina's Newberry College, where her father is president. Mitchell Zais, a retired Army general, and McCain became friendly after Zais published a piece in 2006 critical of how Rumsfeld's Pentagon had handled the war.

Comments

[bobdevo]

So . . . is uh the Crazy Old Coot lining up Mrs. McCain III??? I gotta tell ya, John, if you ditch the beer heiress before she gets to be First Trollop . . . she is gonna make you PAY!!!!

[wmbear]

"POWER IS AN APHRODISIA­C."

--Henry Kissinger (Not kidding. He is actually quoted as having said this.)

Absolute power gets you into Viagra territory. "If erection persists for more than 4 hours, seek emergency medical assistance­." (Oh, n-u-u-u-rse?)

[SolarPowerGuy]

Actually, I believe the complete quote was: "Power is the ultimate aphrodisia­c."

[HatingTheGame]

He just needs another woman to call c*nt!

Btw, I think Bill would have been a better person to run the interns. He's had more experience, that's for sure.

[Podewumun]

Uh Oh. I wonder how Cindy McCain feels about this?

[bobdevo]

She's already hired the private investigators and Raoul Feldman.

[wmbear]

HIRED TO DO WHAT?

Knock on doors? Pass out leaflets? One suspects not....

[jatu707]

If he can find a way to tap this, I might think about voting for him.

[AbdulScarface]

He probably did already.

[MikeMidCity]

With those legs she is clearly the most qualified.

[irishgawdess]

He's sure to get the white men and lesbian demographic votes now!

[Gilda]

I'm no expert but I think gay guys, not lesbians, go for the beauty queen types.
The makeup, the frocks, the tiara.

[peggio]

Well that's it.....he positively has the pageant vote!!!!

World peace, maps for everybody, walking and chewing gum......

I'm thinking not long before Hilbilly stops on by to set a spell!

[drkazmd65]

Who cares?

[KOisGod]

McCane trying to reach the younger crowd. Won't work, they like the guy who can dance, not one who looks like Boris Karloff with a bolt through his neck.

[wmbear]

SO ***THAT'S*** WHY MCCAIN'S LEFT CHEEK

Bulges out the way it does!

[Obamamo]

I'm voting for McWar now!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[whatchamean]

Well known that McCain likes to have pretty girls around him. Kind of a straight Mark Foley.

[KOisGod]

Can't wait for a .jpg of him snuggling up to Ms. Zais, and then hearing about the revenge of the Cindi.

[Rule Of Law]

eeeew...th­at's exactly why pre-viagra Nature didn't intend dried up old men to have erections

[Jimmyboyo]

Another! Mccain affair coming down the road

[mistlesuede]

Great minds think alike, had that same thought immediately.

[peachfuzz]

eeewwwww

[nochickenhawk]

One can see that McCain is screwing up with his staffing already before he even steps a foot into the oval office. Why the hell didn't he hire Bill Clinton to be in charge of interns? How could you pass up a knowledgeable well seasoned expert on this particular subject? Not only would you have a highly motivated eager employee but you probably wouldn't have to pay him very much because he would enjoy his work with such an intense passion.