Colin Firth's Penis Photographed In Bathroom, He Recounts On Daily Show

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Huffington Post   |   April 25, 2008 02:06 PM



British actor Colin Firth appeared on The Daily Show Thursday night to promote his film "Then She Found Me." He told host Jon Stewart about his time in New York: taking in sights, seeing some shows and having his penis photographed.

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WHO CARES ABOUT Colin Firth's penis? I go to movies for people who can act, and "dicks" don't
act, they just respond--and if you're a male, you've seen them all with little or no interest in more
coverage or uncoverage on a night talk show--unless you're gay, and surprise, even gay people
love a normal night out to watch a talented actor--Mr.Firth is talented, and too good to waste his
reputation on such sleasy nonsense. j.mc cormick

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:35 AM on 04/28/2008

And did you notice the commercial that immediately followed the Firth interview? It was for Subway's $5 "FOOT-LONG" hero sandwiches - accompanied by illustrative hand gestures! So from now on, that foot-long Subway tuna sub I split every Friday with a co-worker will be inextricably linked with Colin Firth's penis.

Not a bad thing...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:43 AM on 04/26/2008
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He is also very funny in the new St. Trinian's film.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:41 AM on 04/26/2008

Jon Stewarts man crushes are undeniable.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:53 PM on 04/25/2008

Oh, dear God. The words Colin Firth's Penis in a headline. I have truly died and gone to HuffHeaven. What an utterly georgeous man.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:47 PM on 04/25/2008

I agree. What a hottie!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:21 PM on 04/26/2008

EVERY TIME PRIDE AND PREJUDICE IS ON I WATCH IT...COLIN IS SO SEXY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING......WOW!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:17 AM on 04/27/2008

He will forever be the definitive Mark Darcy from Austen's Pride and Prejudice..he seriously filled out his riding habits beautifully -the galloping scenes were sexy...all his scenes were sexy...and then he "re-makes" the role as Mark Darcy in Bridget Jones Diary.....loved it!

I'll take him over any American "hearth throb" (smug Clooney or Pitt..ugh )...and he was adorable with the beard...sigh...ok enough gushing...back to hard-hitting blogging on how messed up our Adminstration is....etc.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:15 PM on 04/25/2008

Colin Firth is a terrific actor. But he's working with Helen Hunt who's played one role her entire career and is still doing it charmingly well, only now she's totally anorexic...eat some bread, lady!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:50 PM on 04/25/2008
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ahem...colin firth can show me his penis any time.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:46 PM on 04/25/2008

I *heart* Colin Firth.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:08 PM on 04/25/2008

So down to earth and yet still so gentlemanly-like. He was great in "Girl with a Pearl Earring" and i agree with the previous commenter, Rockerbabe, he is the only true Darcy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:00 PM on 04/25/2008

Skeeter, you may have been fantasizing, because Firth never appeared in Equus. But not a bad dream!

Funny how this is the second time Firth talked about penises on either the Daily Show or another American talk show. During this other appearance he noted that when you order "penne" in Italy (his wife is Italian), you can either get pasta or a penis, depending on whether you pronounce the "n" once or twice.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:43 PM on 04/25/2008

HAH! True! Well, you won't actually get a penis, but a wisecrack if you understand Italian enough. Another thing to be careful of *attenti* is the word for years, anni. To ask someone how old they are, you ask, "Quanti anni hai?" -- or, "How many years do you have?"

If you mistakenly do not pronounce both 'n's' -- such as 'an-ni'..........you have instead, asked someone how many assholes (pardon, anuses), they have. DON'T BE THAT PERSON! I've seen it done by well meaning students of Rosetta Stone or Berlitz... They are usually oblivious, as in general I find most Italians extremely good natured about not only overlooking our mistakes, but encouraging our attempts to mangle their language. I wish all countries were so tolerant.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:36 AM on 04/26/2008

My, Italian sure is a "dangerous" language!

Reminds me of the term "fanny" pack being scandalous in England because the word "fanny" refers to a more private part of the female anatomy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:03 PM on 04/28/2008

Colin Firth is absolutely gorgeous; I particularily loved him as Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy in Pride and Prejudice and let's not forget Bridge Jones I and II, Trauma, Hope Springs or the Importance of Being Earnest. I'm sure any body part he decides to show us will be more than fine with most of the women on this planet.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:46 PM on 04/25/2008

In the 70's, I'm pretty sure I saw Colin Firth in Equus as the stableboy. The stableboy performed with full frontal nudity. He was absolutely gorgeous.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:26 PM on 04/25/2008

Sorry but that was not Colin Firth but Peter Firth.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:31 PM on 04/25/2008

And peter firth is now 55 years old. art is long, as is colin firth's penis.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:57 PM on 04/25/2008

Yeah, if that was the case he'd be in his 50's or 60's now. Does the guy in the video on the Daily Show look that old DUH!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:21 PM on 04/25/2008

The guy looks like a slob. If he wasn't in movies and you saw him on the street you wouldn't give him a second thought - after you gave him a dollar for coffee.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:28 PM on 04/25/2008

Uh, no. You're apparently a guy so let me tell you, he looked marvelous, and I personally liked the beard. He's also one of the best actors around these days. It's a pleasure to look at him and a pleasure to watch him act. And he's a pretty good storyteller, too!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:53 PM on 04/25/2008
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