Official Tearfully Admits He Sniffed Female Lawmaker's Chairseat

Australia's Sunday News reports on an Australian government official who is facing calls to resign after admitting that he sniffed a female lawmaker's chair seat after she had stood up. The same lawmaker was recently in trouble for snapping the bra of another female lawmaker.

Troubled Opposition leader Troy Buswell has broken down in tears at a press conference and admitted he sniffed the chair of a female Liberal Party staffer.

With tears in his eyes, Mr Buswell had to compose himself before telling the media in Mandurah this morning that his behaviour had been unacceptable.

Mr Buswell said he had repeatedly refused to deny the allegations because he wanted to protect the woman involved.

But he broke down after he was asked about the effect of the reports on his wife and children.

Comments

[aquarius2001]

ROFLMAO !!! Those poor reporters could barely keep a straight face!! Too funny!!

[FZliveson]

The simple pleasures of life...sniffing a chair seat, rolling around by the fire with the Cocker Spaniel, eating spoonfulls of crunchy peanut butter, stuffing potatoes into people's exhaust pipes (on their cars) and telling people their back wheels are going forward. Just how good does it get? jeeze...maybe our politicians will follow suit.

[bernarda]

Don't forget eating pretzels by a couch potato, and then falling off the couch.

[cdub1991]

Gotta love those Aussies!

[ThomasDoubting]

2nd attempt.. Republican Senator, David 'The Diaperman' Vitter, likes to wear diapers, in some kind of fantasy with a prostitute. It was the same prostitute about once a week for a long time. The prostitute just 'happened' to bear a striking resemblance to his wife. The woman who was recently exposed on the Internet as being the girl friend of John Mc Cain, during the 2000 campaign for the Republican Party nomination for president, looked as though she was separated at birth from Beer Heiress Cindy Mc Cain. Republicans can also claim Senator Larry 'Tap Tap' Craig (the men's room cruiser). That stall at the Minnesota Airport has become a tourist attraction. I'm sure that it will be very popular with the convention goers, as they come and go from the Republican Convention. There was a Republican congressman who got caught propositioning an undercover policeman, while they were each hanging out at a public men's room in a park in Florida. Florida is also the home of Congressman Mark Foley, the guy who was sexually harassing the teenage male pages. He claimed that it all started, when he had sex with a priest, while he was a teenager. House Speaker Dennis 'Fat' Hastert was rumored to have been part of the page scandal, before he declined to run for re-election and then retired suddenly. I could go on, but it should be obvious to anyone the Aussies have a long way to go, before they catch up with us.

[cla62]

Shall we now talk about the left now? Na, they don't like sex with humans. They're more into cigars, and yes, occasionally someone elses wife!! Pot meet kettle!!

[choada777]

Wives aren't considered human?

[scorpioleidy]

He is one sick b@st@ard !!!

[scorpioleidy]

Eww - That's just nasty!

[vandegrasse]

Hope she wasn't a bean lover!

[notthistime]

I have to laugh. lol

[Nofoolhere]

The best cure for this kind of depraved idiocy is to come up with a chemical that can be sprayed on a chair by a women when she leaves for an extended period of time. The chemical will act like a date rape drug, but will have no erotic dimension.

Instead, it will cause the sniffer to suffer an overwhelming compulsion to campaign for or give the victim women large awards, huge raises, promotions, and a variety of costly gifts without knowing why, until they eventually come to the attention of their superiors and are fired for incompetence.

[HatingTheGame]

Adds a whole new meaning to coming from Down Under.

LOL

[Mike169]

Somethng's rotten in the down under(pants)!

[FOXYLADY]

JUST WATCHED THE VIDEO....THAT CHUBBY FACED GUY SURE ACTS LIKE A "SPOILED LITTLE BOY"...............DAMN, I AM AMAZED AT HOW STUPID SOME CAN BE

[FOXYLADY]

HOW OLD IS THIS GUY? i LOVE THE POST WHERE THE POSTER SAID HE PEEDED ON THE SEAT AND THEN SAID "WOOF"!! TYPICAL ACTION FOR A SIMPLE MINDED MAN...HOW THE HECK DID HE EVER GET IN THE POSITION HE NOW IS WORKING AT? IT BOGGLES MY MIND WHEN I HEAR STUFF LIKE THIS......SOME MEN NEVER GROW UP, DO THEY?

[FirstShirt]

Gives new meaning to the Scent of a Woman.

[Ciocccholly]

I've actually seen many Australian women do the same thing and wondered why.

[JHCowboy]

Yuck!!