Official Tearfully Admits He Sniffed Female Lawmaker's Chairseat

Australia's Sunday News reports on an Australian government official who is facing calls to resign after admitting that he sniffed a female lawmaker's chair seat after she had stood up. The same lawmaker was recently in trouble for snapping the bra of another female lawmaker.

Troubled Opposition leader Troy Buswell has broken down in tears at a press conference and admitted he sniffed the chair of a female Liberal Party staffer.

With tears in his eyes, Mr Buswell had to compose himself before telling the media in Mandurah this morning that his behaviour had been unacceptable.

Mr Buswell said he had repeatedly refused to deny the allegations because he wanted to protect the woman involved.

But he broke down after he was asked about the effect of the reports on his wife and children.

Comments

[zendem1]

Odd cause Karl Rove used to do the same thing to Bush.

[sklfcats]

oh, zedem1, that was bad :)

[ErnestineBass]

Only BOOOsh was still in the chair.

[lornejl1]

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the colour of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

so I sniffed her seat ????

[wmbear]

WHY "TEARFULLY­"?...

Because he got caught?...

[Wishb0ne]

At first I thought it read "cheerfully," which would have been a lot more interesting.

[OnceProudAmerican]

It's nice to know that we don't have the market cornered on feaks!

[aristippe]

no only the right wing parties have a monopoly on sexual deviants

[chiromamma]

C'mon! This IS from The Onion!
ROTFLMAO!!

[Tyrione]

Nice to see the HuffingtonPost is so intelligent they actually post an Onions Lampoon as Factual.

Classic.

[CapitalCat]

Sorry to disappoint you guys but Buswell is truly the leader of Australia's Liberal party, represents a riding in western Australia and this story has been written up by Australian Associated Press, the Aussie Broadcasting Corp and other media down under.

Besides, onions make you cry, not sniff!

[Meah]

He went to see "The Scent of a Woman" and took it VERY seriously!

[MaracaKabob]

I think he just wants to know if she would be a good mate.

[queensboro]

ask his wife

[cla62]

What the hell is sick about sniffing a chair after somebody gets out of it. It's not as sick as the half of you sickos who don't wash your hands after you take a leak, or pinch a loaf. And that goes for you ladies as well!

[JohnDewey]

Umm, actually cla62, while not washing one's hands after urination and/or defecation is unsanitary and ill-advised, sniffing someone's chair after they get up is, well, how do I say this - fetishistic & sad. I've nothing against fetishes, per se, mind you, but this one seems rather pathetic.

P.S. Does your significant other know how you feel about chair-sniffing? Just asking...

[mexamerican]

cla62, stay away from my bicycle seat.

[FrictionSoul]

Was she in heat?

[queensboro]

lmfao

[thirdgo]

Oh, seriously gross.

[PoliticalDookie]

yummy

[kellygrrrl]

it is truly comforting to know that the rest of the world is as depraved as we

Politicians seem to have some Universally similar qualities

[uheardme]

what's this "we" stuff? Speak for yourself please.

[queensboro]

its a secret school they all go to

[debwarot]

It is pretty pitiful, I know, but from the title I was pretty certain this was gonna be about Bill Clinton.

[groucho]

you're right, it's pitiful try to move on, your obsession should be worked on with a professional . try to find something meaningful in your life so you don't have to resort to these 10 year old tired jokes. life is very short.

[debwarot]

Just when I thought I was over it and 'cured', there was Bill on the campaign trail saying his wife lied 'cuz she was too old and too tired and darn, there he was, haunting my memory once again. Somehow, the man just keeps pulling me down!

[NotWaldo]

Put a leash on that sicko !

[kellygrrrl]

hey, my dog sniffs the chair when a girl gets up and I don't put a leash on him

[wmbear]

MY DOG HUMPS MY GIRLFRIEND'S LEG TOO...

But then again, he's not serving in the legislature. Wait, come to think of it....

[castrochavez08]

New tune, coming soon from Spinal Tap.

Smell The Chair.

[ErnestineBass]

LOL!!!