Rush Limbaugh: 'Operation Chaos' A Success In Extending Nomination

Did Rush Limbaugh disrupt the primaries today? He certainly thinks so; discover Operation Chaos:

RUSH LIMBAUGH: Greetings my friends. Greetings special operatives and commandos. I am commander-in-chief, US Operation Chaos. Rush Limbaugh, [inaudible] broadcast excellence for the next three hours. From behind the Golden EIB microphone at the heavily fortified and bunkered EIB Southern Command in Palm Beach, Florida.

I just got an email right before the email started. It said, "Rush, you are the lead at TIME Magazine.com. This is madness." So I went there, and it's Mark Halperin's blog, and there is a picture of me in a blue background with all kinds of stars surrounding my beautiful face and head. And the headline above this graphic is "Chaos?!" with an exclamation point and a question mark, and it references this story that I'm holding here in my formerly nicotine-stained fingers. The Indianapolis Star today on its website is updating turnout and other aspects of the primary vote in Indiana today. And the headline of their 10:51 am report was "Hardcore Republicans voting Democrat." And the TIME Magazine blog says, "Listen to Limbaugh Crow About This at Noon Eastern." I think they have a link to my website.

"The two precincts at Broad Ripple Family Center selected Republican Jon Elrod over Democrat Andre Carson in March's special election..." Blah, blah, blah. "But by 9 a.m., just 21 voters in one of those precincts had requested Republican ballots -- out of 168 cast. "Amid heavy turnout, Republicans appeared to be crossing over in droves today in Marion County, Indiana, and suburban counties, where fewer Republican voters might impact down-ticket primary races. At the Broad Ripple center, nearly 400 voters -- out of 1,800 registered had turned out in the first few hours of voting." Republicans crossing over to vote in the Democrat primary, Operation Chaos.

I have also been receiving field reports via email today both at my website email address and the elrushbo@eib net dot com address, from people, commandos, operatives, reporting that they have followed orders and fulfilled their duty. Nobody's been challenged. The Indiana voters all say that they have not been challenged, and they were hoping to be. They had themselves steeled and ready for it, many of them have showed in tie-dyes, flip-flops, holding their heads up and looking down at their noses like their liberals, effete snobs. You know, showing up in battered pickup trucks and this sort of thing, and nobody's challenged them. In fact, some of the people show up and they ask for a Democrat ballot, and the poll worker says, "Why, what are you going to do?" He says, "Operation Chaos," and they just laugh. "Oh, is that what's going on here?" one poll worker said.

Here's another one from New Albany, Indiana, which is right across - it's Louisville North. Received a call from one of Obama's operatives. She asked me if I was going to vote for Obama in the primary. I said, "No." She asked me who I was voting for. I said, "Operation Chaos." The Obama worker laughed and then said, "Okay" with a positive tone to her voice and thanked me for my time.

Rush, at 8:15 am this morning I voted for Hillary Clinton in the Indiana primary. It was tough. I showered twice, I threw up a little in my mouth, but I did it. It was an honor to follow your orders. Matthew Sullivan, [some town], Indiana.

Greetings from small-town Indiana. Well, I got up late this morning, put on my old tie-dye, rode my bicycle to polling place. The lady asked me, "Republican or Democrat?" Almost swallowing my tongue, I mumbled, "Democrat." I cast my vote for Hillary. The day gets worse. The beer store is closed on election day. I can't even get the taste out of my mouth. But I'm a loyal soldier. Chris Long.

Hey, Rush. My bride and I went in this morning at nine o'clock to vote - this is North Carolina Operation Chaos update. We changed to unaffiliated in North Carolina last month, did our part for Operation Chaos. After we submitted our pen-marked ballot, no machines in Garner, North Carolina, I took my official Operation Chaos hat out of my front pocket and I put it on. I then took the "I Voted" sticker that they hand out after the ballot's submitted, and I pressed it above the word "operation" on my hat. The looks I got as we left were priceless. Most were smiles, some men laughed, two women just frowned. By the way, I also had my "Camp Gitmo" t-shirt on under an unbuttoned cover shirt, double-whammy time. The election workers were commenting on the high turnout for our area, but I don't know if that's the case statewide. Big Al in Garner.

Comments

[TNT2008]

It's never been about "Operation Chaos"! When it comes to Rush it's always about "Operation Get A Load Of Me"! This is what a true male chauvinist pig looks like.......what a puke!

[lvogt]

Limbaugh successfully got himself talked about.

[SharonB]

Rush is interested in two things...

1. Rush
2. Money

He realy enjoys having high ratings, too. But, he is head over heels IN love with Rush and Money.

[TheRealFish]

SharonB: You forgot one - Drugs.

[Christober]

Yeah, see how this sounds. Drug Rush Money. You like?

[CarlyCorday]

3. The Oxycontin high

4. Sex that can't be bought in the United States

(Wait, what kind of sex can't be bought in the United States??
Oh good gosh, never mind!)

[LiberalBuzz]

AND of course Rush Osamabinlimbaugh is doing the work of all Anti American Anti Democracy people around the world.

I would love to have someone in a serious place, an actual big time name call him out in public and ask him why he hates America and why he hates democracy to the point where he would try to put democracy in such a bad state? Why he would try to undermine democracy.

I've always known he was a horrible horrible human being but even now I am still amazed at just how low he keeps sinking in his non stop attacks on democracy and the American way.

[drblack]

So this is the guy with the trained monkey right?
I just can't figure out who this is and why anyone cares.
He looks very unhealthy.
He does look like Butters from South Park after he grows up. Though without the charm.

[CarlyCorday]

Eric Cartman. Butters is adorable. Please.

[larstein]

Rush is a demon, a trickster. He loves it, it fits him. His cult of dittoheads are damaged people, possibly stuck in drudgy jobs, overstressed, and kinda pissed at life generally. They are ripe for Rush's smooth and silky message of voting fun. They don't care, they've already given up. They know the Gop's going to lose big in the fall. They'll do anything Rush wants. Why not? His solopsism is so voracious he thinks corrupting the democratic process is patriotic.

[raskolnikov72]

Can't this guy go to jail for this? Oh, I forgot, you can defraud voters all the time - like Obama's zero vote totals in Harlem.

[JRandomPoster]

In theory, yes. It is a closed primary in Indiana (and Ohio). Legally, he has committed conspiracy to commit voter fraud.

Will he? Probably not.

[SharonB]

Well, you would have to prove that those voters switched their registration just to vote in the primary and not because they actually changed party affiliation. And, when they change back to registered repubs, they can just say the person that they wanted to win didn't.
Very hard to prove.
But, it is very wrong.

[JRandomPoster]

Looks like Hillary's Pyrrhic victory is pretty much covered by crossover voters, Rush inspired or not.

It will be interesting to see what the Hillary campaign's statements tomorrow are.

[libertad]

This guy is such an idiot. It won't matter though - his party will be out on its ass in November.

[ChironexFleckeri]

Once you factor in the Chaos vote, Indiana is really a win for Obama. There were record numbers of Republicans that voted in this Democratic primary.

[BKLN]

Agreed. Limbaugh is guilty of treason and conspiracy. He should be dragged before a court immediately.

[Daddio1]

Rush Limbaugh's ulterior goal is to corrupt the Democratic process for his own partisan motives (big man.) Don't worry Rush; Republicans will vote Democrat in November too.

[olivia]

People died face-down in the snow for the right to vote.

And this person makes a joke of it.

Rush Limbaugh does not deserve to live in America.

[Arguman]

Philosophically, living in America is not something you're required to earn. I get your point, but its poorly phrased. Rush has every right to live here as we do. Besides, I'd rather he pay taxes out of his hefty salary than live somewhere else and continue to broadcast his crap tax free.

[olivia]

Well, it's late and I'm disgusted that he calls himself a great American and a patriot.

[Mort]

Rush, your mockery of the right to vote borders on treason. You and the idiots who do what you say should be herded off to Gitmo for a good waterboarding.

[CarlyCorday]

Fatty, Fatty, two by four!
I don't have to rhyme unless I feel like it!
Operation Chaos didn't hold up even as a JOKE tonight.
Mr. Rusty "Cluch-cluck" Buttboil--it's time for you to drop out
of human society,
like,
officially--
You've already done that anyway, long ago, it's
all over but the
final bow from Mister Buttboil himself.
But (sigh) you won't drop out.
Will you.