George W. Bush To Gain Son, Jenna Bush To Lose Her Virginity

Saturday is the big day--Jenna Bush is getting married. The wedding will take place in Crawford, since even Jenna doesn't want to be associated with the current White House. The lucky man is Henry Hager, a stand-up guy who, in honor of his country and his new father-in-law's top priority, will go to fight in Iraq immediately after the wedding.

Just kidding. He's finishing his MBA. But, no doubt, he'll be supporting the troops in his own way, perhaps on the crucial investment banking front.

Read the whole story here.

Comments

[lvdragonlady]

This has one of the dumbest headlines. WTH is up with the comment about virginity???
First off it should not have been brought up in the first place and second, you are assuming she is?
dumb dumb dumb

[Progress08]

I'm sure her new hubby will praising the military efforts in Iraq from his yacht and over martini's at the polo club.

[vet64]

If she still has her virginity, it's got more nicks in it than Snow White. One big happy Neo Con Brady Bunch.. Going to raise more Neo Con Parasites.

[wmbear]

JENNA TO LOSE HER VIRGINITY?...

Um, yeah, right. (I know it was around here somewhere....)

[Honza]

Jenna should loose her taste for the spirits, now that she may get knocked up.

[wadenelson1]

I find it rather hypocritical that Huffpo can post a tasteless only SLIGHTLY humorous piece regarding one of the Bush daughters but comments by readers deemed "tasteless" are quickly scrubbed. Seems like a big double standard to me editors.....

[wmbear]

HEY, ONLY TASTELESS COMMENTS BY PAID TROLLS...

From the reactionary right wing are scrubbed. C'mon, be fair!...

[wadenelson1]

Henry, just a few questions before you pluck the flower.

Do you support an unprovoked war of aggression against a country that neither had WMD's nor had anything to do with 9-11? Because my daddy does, and if you're planning on getting into my...family, you need to know what your'e signing up for.

How about wiretapping Henry. Would you mind if your phone, and that of every other American was tapped without a court order, EVEN THOUGH the government can get the court order 48 hours AFTER they sense a need for security reasons?

Habeus Corpus, Henry. I'm just a little kinky in that way. If I'm going to give my....self to you, I want to be suer you can "deliver the body" even if my dad suspended habeus corpus for "enemy combatants" who are really POW's but we call them EC's so we don't have to honor the Geneva Convention.

Well Henry, as long as you agree with what MY family believes in, including my Grandmother Barbara, who believed that living in the Superdome was a step UP for "those people" you can go ahead and, well you know. After all, that's what my Dad has being doing to the entire country for the past 7 years and who am I to object.

[Grayloner]

UM!!!!!!!!!!! Always thought virgins wore white

[Reaniel]

Good God guys, don't you ever READ before commenting?
It's a 236.com headline!!! Stop treating it as if it's a real news article!
Jeez... grow a new set of eyeballs, or, to be honest, a new brain.

Unless you get offened and outraged by Colbert, you shouldn't be making such a fuss out of this faux news headline, period.

[gakabani]

this article is stupid.

[FZliveson]

What a sleazy headline. To make comments about the genitals of anyone is really stupid on this
blog. In the case of Jenna Bush it is doubly sleazy because Huffington is chastising the innocent daughter because of the idiocy of the father. Jenna Bush should be held accountable for her own
actions and what she does with her body with her husband in private is none of our concern.
Jesus Christ, how low and banal can Ariana get?

[JimGroom]

When it comes to Bush I really don't care what people say against him. I have let lose against him many times on Huffington Post, but in this case I find the headline 'Jene Bush to lose her virginity' just plain stupid. Shame on whoever the cretin was who came up with that idea. Show a little class and just ignore the story if you must, but leave the sophomoric comments to Fox.

[plainsman]

I think Jenna's virginity was preemptively invaded, sorry, preventively.

[wadenelson1]

You should see the UN Virginity inspector's report. Nothing was found, NOTHING.

[Fightnmad]

ROFLMAO!!

[Lib2daBone]

What a joyous event... sort of like seeing a sack of baby spiders hatch out all over. Well ,how would you feel if your father was the most evil man in the world, responsible for the destruction of freedom ? Oh.. how cute.

[amanda85]

Do Republicans REALLY believe Jenna is a virgin?

THIS Jenna?

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/bljennawild.htm

[MalloMel]

Is that really Jenna? Well, if it is, her hubby should be more than just a little concerned. I guess he can't see the writing on the wall.