GOP' Needs New Slogan

As HuffPost's Jason Linkins reported earlier this week, the GOP's brand new slogan, "Change You Deserve", is also the registered advertising slogan of Effexor XR, an antidepressant drug.

Seeing as the GOP has scheduled a special meeting for next week to discuss their political slide, they may also want to consider coming up with a new slogan, especially as some in the party are questioning the wisdom of the current slogan. The New York Times reports:

Aides to Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the Republican leader, said party leaders viewed the session as a continuation of their new "Change You Deserve" agenda and welcomed it as a chance for Republicans to provide feedback.[...[

Some lawmakers and Republican strategists have also asked why the leadership did not drop or refine its "Change You Deserve" message after it learned that it was also the slogan of an antidepressant drug, creating an easy punch line for Democrats.

Any ideas what the GOP could use for a new slogan? Please send them along.

Comments

[scooperss]

*Change our Depends, we're OLD.*

[Boboday555]

The GOP: Calling Day 'Night' Since Reconstruction!

[Boboday555]

Vote McCain...Hey, At Least He's Not Jeb!

[dBlogger]

good one!

[opus2456]

Here's a good slogan for the John McCain campaign.

"Old man yells at cloud."

-Keith Olbermann

[Boboday555]

"McCain Ain't McAble"
...oh wait, that's more of a Democratic slogan isn't it?

[opus2456]

Here's a good one for the Republicans.

"They're the Nixon administration without the competence".

-Sen. Joseph Biden on Meet the Presss

[lisakaz2]

And was he or anyone else to call 'em on it before now!?

[lisakaz2]

You know, I heard a bureaucrat tell his ex PhD advisor (my advisor) how incompetent these appointees were at a party in maybe 2002 but I cannot figure out why this wasn't LOUDLY discussed.

[Boboday555]

Vote Republican in November; Let's Destroy That Damn Constitution Once And For All...

[Boboday555]

The GOP: The Party Of Jesus...Just Ignore All The Dead Bodies!

[ChicagoDMT]

Bingo. We have a winner.

[Boboday555]

The GOP: The Best Politics Money Can Buy!

[Boboday555]

The GOP: Putting Party Before Country!

[lisakaz2]

The GOP: putting greedy old putrescence before country!

[LoRiseAntlers]

Amerika Uber Alles

[guntotinganglion]

IN WAR WE TRUST

[cryingeagle]

"Freedom and Bread" seams appropriate

[sociocanuck]

The GOP: When we appeal to reductio ad hitlerum, the most that happens is that dang-blasted liberal commie media get their panties in a bunch for a few weeks, then it's back to business as usual.

And everyone loves business as usual. Right?

[Raxheretic]

Republican Slogans
1. Got Fascism?
2. America, the only government you'll have to fear, we promise.
3. Corruption, the other white meat.
4. Cronies Toadies Bootlickers and Haters Welcome!
5. We bait 'em, you hate 'em!
6. Culture of Corruption, it's not just a way of life, it's an adventure!
7. Mean, Heartless, Cruel, Sick, and Depraved...but Rich!
8. Torturers Unite!
9. Republicans, usurping authority and hating others for 60 years, and still going strong!
10. We are always right. Believe us or die!
11. Besmirching others, so you don't have to.
12. We lie, you die, God Bless!