GOP' Needs New Slogan

As HuffPost's Jason Linkins reported earlier this week, the GOP's brand new slogan, "Change You Deserve", is also the registered advertising slogan of Effexor XR, an antidepressant drug.

Seeing as the GOP has scheduled a special meeting for next week to discuss their political slide, they may also want to consider coming up with a new slogan, especially as some in the party are questioning the wisdom of the current slogan. The New York Times reports:

Aides to Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the Republican leader, said party leaders viewed the session as a continuation of their new "Change You Deserve" agenda and welcomed it as a chance for Republicans to provide feedback.[...[

Some lawmakers and Republican strategists have also asked why the leadership did not drop or refine its "Change You Deserve" message after it learned that it was also the slogan of an antidepressant drug, creating an easy punch line for Democrats.

Any ideas what the GOP could use for a new slogan? Please send them along.

Comments

[phlounder]

War Can Be an Exciting Career Move!

[NYC07]

Vote Republican ! Appealing To Your Masochistic Side since 1854 !!

[Ron]

GOP "The party who never met a corporate campaign contributor they didn't like" (Or wouldn't get legislation through for at the middle class and poor's expense) or "We believe in Corporate Welfare for the Big Companies only making Billions a Year" . GOP "The only party that can cut you Taxes (.05% or less) and raise your energy and food prices 50-75%". The GOP "The party Thats speaks for Peace, Then starts unprovked Wars". The Gop "The party that tells you they'll balance the budget, then run up a record deficit, telling you its a good thing". The GOP " The party that can start a war and not win it "

[phlounder]

Alpo Tastes Great on an Onion Bagel!

[oncethere]

"The GOP----We want to make life a bit easier for Millionaires."

[phlounder]

Stay the Discourse

[Boboday555]

That one is PERFECT!!!

[bluesnot]

GOP: Bail outs for everyone, except those who aren't super wealthy.

[bluesnot]

GOP: Let them eat pie.

[awmaz]

Stay the course.

[DocR]

The GOP: We're Not Satisfied Until You're Not Satisfied

[guntotinganglion]

The Republican Party - The Bush League of Extraordinarily Evil Gentlemen

[guntotinganglion]

Vote Republican, The Party of Lincoln, Reagan and Unprovoked WAR!

[JackNasty]

Rob the poor and give to the rich!

[THEhillbilly]

"They said Kerry was a shoo-in." ROTMFFLMMFAO!

From the replies here, it is seen that you woke up a horde of people with only nascent thought processes. I know you just wrote that vapid article because you couldn't think of anything worth saying, but at least you entertained the children.

Have the Republicans provided any details about that "change you deserve," or is it like grandiloquent, done-nothing tyro senator Obama, who keeps squawking that silly "change you can believe in" without ever stepping one word further than saying "you can believe in it"?

[lisakaz2]

Talking about yourself. I have a PhD. How 'bout you?

[Boboday555]

Still stateside huh?
What a shock!

[glaze]

Summarliy, your comment reflects a character of bilovating cowardice, oddly coupled with an intelligence in vocabulary (albeit nullified by the obviously overriding hypocricy).

[glaze]

I KNOW,
I wrote 'BIL-O-va-ting' instead of 'BLO-vi-a-ting'. It's to be expected these days, a natural and justifiable consequence of the parallel occurrence of a certain tv personality. But if you don't like the new word, you can just...
BIL me!

[JimReed]

One more chance