GOP' Needs New Slogan

As HuffPost's Jason Linkins reported earlier this week, the GOP's brand new slogan, "Change You Deserve", is also the registered advertising slogan of Effexor XR, an antidepressant drug.

Seeing as the GOP has scheduled a special meeting for next week to discuss their political slide, they may also want to consider coming up with a new slogan, especially as some in the party are questioning the wisdom of the current slogan. The New York Times reports:

Aides to Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the Republican leader, said party leaders viewed the session as a continuation of their new "Change You Deserve" agenda and welcomed it as a chance for Republicans to provide feedback.[...[

Some lawmakers and Republican strategists have also asked why the leadership did not drop or refine its "Change You Deserve" message after it learned that it was also the slogan of an antidepressant drug, creating an easy punch line for Democrats.

Any ideas what the GOP could use for a new slogan? Please send them along.

Comments

[dezeinstein]

Republicans - The Other White Meat.

[gerrylong]

GOP needs a new slogan.

"We'll be strong again -- as soon as enough of us get out of jail."

[NanDarien]

Instead of stealing from a pharmaceutical company (oh, the irony of that could inspire me to write pages and pages), I suggest the Republicans borrow from Dave Barry:
"Murphy's golden rule: Whoever has the gold, makes the rules." Change "Murphy's" to "Republican's" and there you are.

[Pavane]

Vote Republican. We bend you over the best!

[smilodon1]

Working hard to bring us into the 19th century.

[Bradlaugh]

New Slogans:

Republicans- We isn't as Stupid as You Think
Republicans- A Bomb for Every Village, Ramen Noodles in Every Pot
Republicans- The End is Near, Repent!
Republicans- War is Cool!
Republicans- It's Time for more Old White Men in Washington
Republicans- What's the Worst that Could Happen?
Republicans- Why not?

[Didderbops]

"The Republican Party: We got you into this mess. Only we can get you out."

[msemper]

that what they used in 2004. However I'm suck the fools that bought in to that are kicking them selves in the back....lol

[seenitall]

Republicans - we've fallen and we can't get up.

[awstory]

I love it !!! However, I think that them not being able to get up is not the case; they like being "down" with the corruption-mongers, drunk drivers (Brady R-Tx and Fossella R-NY) and the GOP "public bathroom cruise queens" (Larry Craig) and pedophiles (Mark Foley). How 'bout this:
"Give us another chance; we really are the "Family Values" Party.

[Hawkeye17]

The Rich Get Richer and the Poor Go To Guantanamo!

[TyroneHed]

The Republican Party:

"Rich People Trying To Stay Rich".

[DumbDad]

excellent!

[Bonifer]

Do the White Thing

[johnlocke23]

BEND OVER WE"LL DRIVE

[lauram]

Don't change a thing. Everything's working fine (for the owners of the country)

[SamEllison]

I'm thinking of a visual instead of a slogan; A pistol, yes a gun, that when you aim it you shoot yourself in the head.

[OverIt]

"Since you've been in a coma the past 7 years!"

[TheoD]

REPUBLICANISM : Commonizing Costs & Privatizing Profits Forever!

[Durkin]

Republican Campaign Slogan:

Collateralized debt obligation derivatives. Yes, we speak the Language of Working Americans

[biffrhodes]

"Taking back America, one airport, restroom stall at a time!"