GOP' Needs New Slogan

As HuffPost's Jason Linkins reported earlier this week, the GOP's brand new slogan, "Change You Deserve", is also the registered advertising slogan of Effexor XR, an antidepressant drug.

Seeing as the GOP has scheduled a special meeting for next week to discuss their political slide, they may also want to consider coming up with a new slogan, especially as some in the party are questioning the wisdom of the current slogan. The New York Times reports:

Aides to Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the Republican leader, said party leaders viewed the session as a continuation of their new "Change You Deserve" agenda and welcomed it as a chance for Republicans to provide feedback.[...[

Some lawmakers and Republican strategists have also asked why the leadership did not drop or refine its "Change You Deserve" message after it learned that it was also the slogan of an antidepressant drug, creating an easy punch line for Democrats.

Any ideas what the GOP could use for a new slogan? Please send them along.

Comments

[gcallaghan]

"We're Half Baked - Let us Finish the Job"

[kellygrrrl]

Democracy is overrated

Fascism is tidy

[neocon666]

GOP: because $4 a barrel oil is the democrat's fault; if it were up to us it would be $10 a barrel!

[LeftLeanWing]

http://www.Nausea.heartburn.indigestion.upset _stomach.D­IARRHEA@go­p.com

( a redux )

[guntotinganglion]

How much will it cost to put it in there?

[guntotinganglion]

Constitution, what Constitution, I don't see any Constitution!

[Peteyman]

Wait, was the constitution the paper with the fancy writing? That we threw in the fire?

[neocon666]

GOP: because trying to drown govermnent in a bathtub didn't work -this time we'll use the butcher knife!

[guntotinganglion]

We're trickling down on your head, stop moving!

[neocon666]

GOP: because voting against the white guy is reverse discrimination.

[neocon666]

We've dug the grave; it's time to fill it in.

[phlounder]

A Bleak Future Less Bleak than the Present

[LeftLeanWing]

Join the GOP:

Big Haired Women with their Pig Headed Men

[edva]

Don't care if you vote for us or not - we're gonna steal it anyway!

[Peteyman]

The election...

If it's close, we'll steal it anyway.

[dBlogger]

Public note to Huffington Post:

Please keep this thread up all the way through the election. Everyone seems to be enjoying this, and we can continue to add more and more gems.

It's so nice and refreshing to have a fun, virtually troll-free comment area!

[stevietheman]

GOP thinking: "Here's the change we in the GOP think you deserve: You already got your "stimulus", so shut up and eat your beans and mush!"