For the sector of people who care where Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen went after abandoning their overly reported apartment at One Morton Square, we can now disclose that they're living in a nice brownstone in the West Village.
And it was a few of their neighbors who brought it to our attention.
"The bodyguards in their SUVs are always getting in the way of our alternate-side parking routine, said one resident of the 100 block on West 13th Street. "You'd think the president was living here.
"They certainly keep late hours, said another neighbor. "I was jogging early one morning, and they were piling out of their gas guzzlers in their little club outfits.