We Have A Winner: HuffPost's Community Suggests A New GOP Slogan

Inspired by the GOP's decision to choose a slogan that was already being used to market an anti-depressant, HuffPost asked our community to suggest a new slogan for the Grand Old Party. Hundreds of you sent in your responses, and here are our favorites:

20. A Chickenhawk In Every Pot!

19. Heckuva Job, Dubya!

18. We'll Relieve You Of Your Financial Future. You Can Count On it.

17. We're From The Republican Party And We're Here To Help You

16. "If They Won't Let You Vote, Don't Blame Us, You're Probably A Democrat.

15. Shut Up And Shop

14. It's Still All Clinton's Fault. Vote Republican.

13. Hoover Was An Amateur!

12. Government Is The Problem And If You Elect Us, We Will Prove It

11. Vote GOP. I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

10. The GOP: Please, Please, Please Vote For Us!

9. We're Like Wonder Bread. White. Puffy. Tasteless.

8. The GOP: "You Have Nothing To Fear, But Fear Itself - And Who Can Scare You Like We Can?

7. Give Me A Lapel Pin Or Give Me Death

6. Change For The Bitter

5. GOP: Nowhere To Go But Up

4. I Believe in Miracles

3. Vote For Us Or You'll Have To Marry One Of Them Gays

2. Thanks For Your $ - Sorry About Your Kids

1. Pennies On The Dollar: The Change You People Deserve

Congratulations to HuffPost user RealityBaseCamp who submitted the winning slogan.

Comments

[CindyKay]

12:04 PM on 05/29/2008

Good Job RealityBas­eCamp !. Congrats to You .

[CindyKay]

11:55 AM on 05/29/2008

Too Bad I didn't see Mine.

ReThugliCo­ns - Avoiding Responsibi­lity One Crime at a Time

[Raymondf]

11:26 AM on 05/29/2008

And you all scrach my comments. what a joke.

[iyamchazz]

10:03 AM on 05/29/2008

Better the old slipper you know...vot­e one for the slipper.

[drblack]

09:10 AM on 05/29/2008

"It would be inappropri­ate to comment on an ongoing investigat­ion"
This should be the republiCON slogan.

[dawlishgal]

06:49 AM on 05/29/2008

Where can we get the winning bumperstic­ker?

[Danny]

02:06 AM on 05/29/2008

I saw a good bumper sticker in my neighborho­od "Cheney/Sa­tan '08" Someone had tried to obscure the "Satan".

[Troubledwawa]

10:25 PM on 05/28/2008

Vote GOP and stay senile.

Good job Huffpo!

[verisimilitudeness]

10:12 PM on 05/28/2008

GOP= Gay Old Pederasts
or
GOP= Got Oil to Plunder?

[indypete]

07:54 PM on 05/28/2008

These are all really good and I resent that all these people are funnier than me!

[Liberoservative]

07:42 PM on 05/28/2008

Congrats to RealityBas­eCamp.... good job!

[RebelAlliance]

05:53 PM on 05/28/2008

GOP: Give us 4 more years and you won't recognize America!

[cae]

05:23 PM on 05/28/2008

There are so many good ones--grea­t job posters!

[queotic]

04:56 PM on 05/28/2008

GOP: It's Us or the black guy

[ComnCents]

03:47 PM on 05/28/2008

GOP = Got Only Paranoia