Alien Video To Be Revealed To Media Tomorrow, Man Claims

The Rocky Mountain News is reporting that tomorrow the world might actually see who else is out there. A man, named Jeff Peckman, claims he will reveal video of live alien to the news media Friday. Brace yourselves. Below are some key excerpts from the story:

A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.

An instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver scrutinized the video "very carefully" and determined it was authentic, Peckman said.

Comments

[vandegrasse]

Madge: Is is true, Tommy?
Tommy: Is what true?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONkh9HU6K2w

[BigFootJesus]

Those videos are just sad. Please stop.

[starrianna]

So, an alien chooses to live on earth...

and he picks out an apartment in freaking DENVER?

If you were an alien, wouldn't you choose somewhere a bit more exciting?
And who is the Realtor who showed him the apartment? How did that go?

[Oilygarch]

Hey! An alien is always welcome to live here:

http://fanfare100.myminicity.com/

What if the majority are aliens, would that switch non-aliens into ''alien'' status? *LOL*

I can just see it: ''Hey! All those non-aliens are moving in and taking away our alien jobs.'' *LOL*

And you are welcome to ware any type of scarf, even the Anti-Drunken-Dognuts scarf:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/28/dunkin-donuts-pulls-ad-fe_n_103859.html#postComment

[jsar70]

They should let Dennis Kucinich look at the film to authenticate if it's real or not.

[wmbear]

THIS WAS TWO DAYS AGO...

So where is the frigging video of this frigging alien?...

[Oilygarch]

REALLY?? Was the alien FRIGGING?

Ooooh, would that be the 1st time that came out on notional televicious?

[huffy2001]

OMG...is it LEGAL? Did anyone check? I say if not, send it home.

[zegal]

It tried to phone home, no calls accepted from ET

[Oilygarch]

Waddayathink? Green-cards, aren't they always carried by green people? Wait, do they even have pockets? *LOL*

[nightwind928]

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[gorgol]

FOOLS!!!! FOOLS!!!! OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH...this is true....FINALLY we're going to get the answer to Hanger 51....the genie is out of the bottle....life as we know it will end.....REPENT...ON YOUR KNEES AND REPENT...We have discovered "Particle Entanglement" and are about to start up the biggest particle collider...in Europe....the "funny little people" are here to stop us...from discovering "their dimension"...

[labqi]

All aliens were killed off by the mass produced camcorders !! If you see what I mean.

[GrandpaMcCain]

Heh. Good call.

[Steverino]

Wasn't that thing in Avenue Q?

It's such a crock. A UFO research team decided to call this guy's bluff and spent 5 hours and $90 to try to make a replica of the video tape. They say their version is better. You can read all the info here:

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/may/30/alien-commission-causes-commotion/

[PFHarlock]

The alien is a MUSLIM!
Be careful!

[PatrickforO]

lol

[indypete]

Just saw the post you refer to... priceless! And I resent that you thought of it before me!

[Oilygarch]

Nah. Wasn't wearing a dunkin douhnuts scarf.

See link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/28/dunkin-donuts-pulls-ad-fe_n_103859.html

[PFHarlock]

With a name like Xyktak Hussein Wpyvt, he doesn't need a scarf for us to know the truth about him. He's a secret MUSLIM terrorist sleeper cell empty suit from outer space!

At least he's wearing a flag pin, but...

It's the MUSLIM flag!
Be careful!

[lolyla]

Is this alien from outer space, or the type that gets Lou Dobbs all riled up?

[wayoutleft]

i understand colin powell will vouch for the alien's authenticity before the un.

[UncensoredReports]

LOL

[Oilygarch]

Aaam holdin' the names of all those there aliens in this here envelope!! *shaking envelope in the air*

[KQuarksSuperKollider]

Who needs and alien autopsy. I saw most of McBush's press conference today. If Bill Clinton was our first black president than McBush will be our first alien president. I mean the guy is frighteningly strange.

[journey80]

For one thing, it's so clear that English is not Bush I nor Bush II's native language.

The last three or four generations of the Bush family are aliens sent from a hostile planet to destroy us. I've been saying this for YEARS.

[wmbear]

THEY'RE REPTILIANS...

Photographic evidence of this has been posted on the Internet. You Have Been Warned! (But if George W. Bush & Co. are the best the Reptilians can do, I'd say their plans for conquering Earth need to go back to the drawing board!)

[Newman9]

Are these the same Aliens who were taped chasing George Bush around the White House with the Anal Probe?

[MadMadamMin]

No, these are the undocumented Aliens masquerading as Martians.

[Quaoar]

I don't know about Bush, but I'll bet that Gannon, Dreier, Foley, Craig, Crist, and countless other Repubs are planning vacations in Denver to get their alien anal probes.

[Counterglow]

I'll admit that I thought you were going somewhere else with that...I expected you to say it wasn't aliens chasing Bush around his office with anal probes in hand, it was those guys.

[Kache]

WOW! An "authentic" video (so says an instructor at some film school)

So what is an "authentic video"?

If I show you a video of John McCain saying something stupid, that would be an "authentic video". But, if I showed you a video of John McCain saying the same stupid thing while wearing an Elmer Fudd mask that would actually be even more authentic because it would expose more truth than the first one.

So I'm shooting a video in my bedroom (don't ask) and this alien gets curious (I said DON'T ask) and sticks his pointy head in the window. I capture it on film. He/It leaves. What does this tell us about aliens?

1) They are techo-illiterate. The damned "thing" didn't realize I'd put the vid on youtube?? Comeon!!

2) Aliens are chicken-shit. He/It didn't try to take the vid away from me. I haven't even heard from is/it's lawyers. What planet are these guys/things from?? They don't have lawyers?? How inhuman can you get!!

3) They are ready to surrender and are still trying to figure out how to say "Take me to your leader". The "take me" part they heard at the window (I SAID don't ask). It's just a matter of days now. I really hope they wait until February so we can get pictures of them playing basketball with our new leader.

[Artos]

When the alien said "Take me" it didn't mean to our leader, It meant "take me" as in the sexual sense. Any intelligent Alien would of course want to breed with such obviously intelligent beings as ourselves. Who wouldn't. Imagine our spawn all over the galaxy raising hell everywhere they go. What fun, What chaos. People of the Galaxy, you want Chaos, You

[nopartygal]

Artos - I see you're dead set on single-handedly proving your Humans=Chaos theory... :) Otherwise, what's with the stuttering multiple posts???? :)

[Artos]

When the alien said "Take me" it didn't mean to our leader, It meant "take me" as in the sexual sense. Any intelligent Alien would of course want to breed with such obviously intelligent beings as ourselves. Who wouldn't. Imagine our spawn all over the galaxy raising hell everywhere they go. What fun, What chaos. People of the Galaxy, you want Chaos, You haven't seen real chaos yet, not until humans get ahold of things. we can bring real chaos to the Universe. I don't think it's us who has anything to fear from aliens, on the contrary, they should fear us.

[Artos]

When the alien said "Take me" it didn't mean to our leader, It meant "take me" as in the sexual sense. Any intelligent Alien would of course want to breed with such obviously intelligent beings as ourselves. Who wouldn't. Imagine our spawn all over the galaxy raising hell everywhere they go. What fun, What chaos. People of the Galaxy, you want Chaos, You haven