Alien Video To Be Revealed To Media Tomorrow, Man Claims

The Rocky Mountain News is reporting that tomorrow the world might actually see who else is out there. A man, named Jeff Peckman, claims he will reveal video of live alien to the news media Friday. Brace yourselves. Below are some key excerpts from the story:

A video that purportedly shows a living, breathing space alien will be shown to the news media Friday in Denver.

"It shows an extraterrestrial's head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that's visible through an infrared camera," he said. The alien is about 4 feet tall and can be seen blinking, Peckman said earlier this month.

An instructor at the Colorado Film School in Denver scrutinized the video "very carefully" and determined it was authentic, Peckman said.

Comments

[slope142]

Turns out the alien's name is "Dubya" and he's just hanging around 'cause his buddies dropped him off, (wink-wink) while they head off to starbucks for some coffee. Oh sure, they'll be back, (wink-wink­.) Dubya's kinda goofy-harmless, just don't let him near a microphone, hot stove or rational decision.

[frappe]

You're confusing "alien" with "mutant".

[protagonia]

George W Bush is an alien, dumped off here by a race that wants nothing more to do with him.

He's adapted to the terrain quite handily, don't you think?

[frappe]

He's their secret weapon. He destroys everything he touches!

[Rawkcuf]

Ok, protagonia, when do we get to dump him off on someone else?

Isn't it about time?

I say we do it as soon as possible before he damages something else.

[AMJordan]

Denver has two newspapers and both are part of a joint-business agreement. Now you know why they're both tanking.

[PigsCantFly]

Ok a simple google search shows the guy is a nutjob. Couldn't someone have checked this out before reposting it here?

[nastyvirus]

Indeed. Quite a loony crackhead.

see here the extent of his crackheadedness:

http://gizmodo.com/394092/alien+taping-jeff-peckman-also-has-a-metatron-personal-harmonizer-to-sell-you

[deckard70]

But it should be noted, he's not the one who took the video, he is just using it for his own political purposes.

[Kevbo68]

Why rely on this purported footage? Just visit the Home Depot parking lot around 7a.m. to take clearer video.

Also, look for the alien to carry signs like:

"Will mutilate cattle for food."

"Aerial photos of your home"

"Maps of home stars"

"Prostate and lower G.I. series while you wait"

"This solar system built with nonunion labor!"

"Chris Carter is a racist"

"We didn't think much of the movie 'Signals' either"

[masterself]

I heard american now owns mars. also when we find life on another
planet are we going to go to war and destroy that planet like we are
destroying earth?

[Kevbo68]

Only if they have oil.

Hopefully they'll disguise their planet to appear to be devoid of fuel, alcohol, breasts, coffee, chocolate, cheap labor, cable television, professional wrestling, monster trucks and Britney Spears and we'll just pass them by.

[StephenJK]

Are you kidding me? We think we own the Universe and everyone in it.

[hypnotoad72]

If we're destroying the planet, stop using your computer that must surely be contributing to it too. :rollseyes:

[mscreant]

OK...I was going to scan right past our post because of the racism....­.but then my eye caught the "will mutilate cattle for food" line and now I cannot stop giggling!

[nastyvirus]

"Free amniocentesis service...­Find out if you're pregnant with our deluxe test"

[VeggieVeal]

"Own your own half acre in Roswell, NM."

[DrDemon]

Have no fear... It's just Hillary messing with all of us!

[longcrl]

Blinking madly, the alien shouts:

BUT HILLARY, YOU SAID I COULD BE YOUR RUNNING MATE!

[Soule23]

Sounds like it's time to get Halliburton in on building a virtual or physical "SkyFence"

[Oilygarch]

He was looking to congratulate the next president before time.

Doesn't ''the alien'' from the National Enquirer always endorse the candidate who will be the next president? *LOL*

It's like clockwork!

[THEhillbilly]

It's more likely than not that there have been millions of civilizations somewhere among the hundreds of billions of stars within a hundred thousand light years of Earth, i.e., in this galaxy alone. It isn't more likely than not that any of them have found their way to this insignificant little world, even though it was more than 60 years ago that the democrats nuked Japan, thereby sending an electromagnetic pulse into space announcing that we have some technologically brilliant scientists and some sociopaths here. If we humans had evidence of such shenanigans on another planet, we'd be hard at work trying to find a way to go out there and have a look, working around the fact that our present knowledge says that it can't be done in anyone's lifetime.

As for believing in alien visitation­...there are millions of people right now in this country who believe that a grandiloquent, done-nothing mediocre senator whose only notable accomplishment has been emphasizing a few of the myriad reasons why Bill Clinton's wife shouldn't be president, and who listened to two decades of anti-America vitriol from his "spiritual guide" without lifting a finger in his country's defense, ought to be Commander in Chief. Such people shouldn't have any trouble believing in extraterrestrians or anything else. If Barack Hussein Obama, a gifted orator (a complete description), tells them the aliens are teen-aged space-Mormon "elders" sent here to preach the joys of polygamy, they'll believe it.

[meme2]

well that to me is better than a lying clinton!

[Oilygarch]

That is a very probing question.

I think ''the alien'' was looking to lay
that myth to rest.

It may also be way too compelling for some that it will likely come under fire.

Might it become the next white house intern?

[mick7191]

They were here long before Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

[StephenJK]

Just look at some of the texts and idols of ancient Sumerian culture. There text talks about what we would consider extra-Ts and that was 5 or 6 thousand years ago. So I tend to agree with you there.

[sparkandy]

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It's more likely than not that there have been millions of civilizations somewhere among the hundreds of billions of stars within a hundred thousand light years of Earth, i.e., in this galaxy alone. It isn't more likely than not that any of them have found their way to this insignificant little world, even though it was more than 60 years ago that the democrats nuked Japan, thereby sending an electromagnetic pulse into space announcing that we have some technologically brilliant scientists and some sociopaths here.


Is that what attracted them to Earth? Do you think that's the reason for the little incident at Roswell, by any chance? Well, I've got news for you. They were coming from their home planet, a place of peace, filled with puppies and kittens and flowers, to get me and make me their princess. They were actually headed for Temple, Texas in July of 1947 to whisk me away as a newborn infant and make me the Princess of the Planet of Puppies and Kittens. They just crashed a short distance away a few days early and now I'm stuck here on Earth. This is all true, so don't laugh.

[zozosmom]

hillbilly--YOU ROCK!!

[Joeblue]

You're an idiot.

[Schaden]

This video is in all likelihood a fake. But the ET hyopothesis for some UFO events is the most valid explanation. It's a fact UFOs are the most highly classified subject within the miltary/go­vt/industr­ial establishment. There are compelling reasons to believe alien visitation is real, even though the public has yet to see a live flying saucer in a museum. Try reading Richard Dolan's book, UFOs and the National Security State and tell me there is nothing to it.

Many distinguished scientists have gone on the record stating aliens are real, the govt has been covering it up since WW2, and there are in fact recovered bodies in cyrogenic deep freeze.
Dr. Herman Oberth, father of the space program.
Dr. Eric Walker, President of Penn State University
Dr. Robert Sarbacher, head of the US Defense Research and Development Board etc....
have all stated a first hand knowledge of this information.

[fearwig]

Well if an instructor at the Colorado Film School says it's legit, who can argue?

[DannyEastVillage]

ok it's not faked. but that doesnt' prove that the image is what it's claimed to be. Seems easy enough to fake the costume and whatever.

I personally believe the abduction stories--but believe them along the lines that were researched by the late Dr John Mack, the Harvard Medical School professor of psychiatry who did a lot of research into these phenomena. I heard him lecture and several abductees speak a few years ago at the New York City College of Medicine, and it was deeply moving stuff, believe me. But not along the lines ordinarily thematcially represented in the discourse around aliens, etc.

[LouisPWu]

Does the alien in the video have a Green Card. Otherwise.­.. Oh, my....

[CommentSense]

Flacid ashbacks can be a cool thing.

[neuronet]

Skully and Mulder are all over this, and the movie chronicling their exploits comes out in July.

[cagevice]

Yeah, Lou Dobbs will be all over that. Always talkin' bout aliens, that Lou. Go get 'em Lou!

[coinier]

it's larry king that does the ufo stories

[neuronet]

I think you missed the joke :)