Kiss Enlists Condoleezza Rice In Kiss Army Fan Club

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — The Kiss Army fan club has an enthusiastic new recruit: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

Rice was in the Swedish capital Thursday for an international conference on Iraq. Kiss had a sold-out concert to play Friday.

"I was thrilled," Rice said of her late-night encounter with Kiss frontman Gene Simmons and bandmates Paul Stanley, Eric Singer and Tommy Thayer in the executive lounge of the Sheraton Hotel where they signed autographs and handed out backstage passes and T-shirts to her staff.

"It was really fun to meet Kiss and Gene Simmons," she told reporters, noting that they seemed well-informed about current events. The band had asked if she could stop by after she finished dinner with the Swedish foreign minister and Rice readily agreed, she said.

Rice, a classically trained pianist, said she has eclectic musical tastes ranging from Beethoven to Bruce Springsteen.

Hard rockers such as Kiss are included in the mix, and Rice said her favorite Kiss tune is "Rock and Roll All Nite."

But, Rice conceded, she has never seen the band in concert.

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Comments

[JeremyO]

GOOD FOR HER.

[Ariesjill]

Yeah? Boy are U a cheap date. So OK, if she now moves on to Aerosmith and maye even Foo Fighters....you will throw a party, yes? And vote GOP? Cause yu think she is a PEEP, RIGHT?

You are a MALE E ABLE. TITLE TRACK of Condi's upcoming album.

[PhDiva]

I think Condaleeza is evil, but I think it's adorable that she went out of her way to meet Kiss.

[Ariesjill]

U do? Ok I have this bridge here in The Metroplolitan area....will sell for no money, needs a little paint.

[Lycaos]

Condi: Please join the real army.

[Ariesjill]

She already did, fool. Satan is her CO.

[DebofMD]

She is a dork.

[TocinoHumano]

I always hated Kiss. Thought their music was lame and wussy. Now I hate them even more. Gene Simmons is a putz.

[KarlRoves3rdchin]

Gene Simmons is more than a putz -he's a Repuklican perv!

[zippywpinhead]

FINALLY! someone in this administration with military experience...

[peterg76]

Will she do for the KISS Army what she's done for the US Army?

[zippywpinhead]

Criss and Frehley were replaced by Blackwater mercenaries...

[frantaylor]

Wow, something else Condi Rice and Peter Griffin have in common.

[Clairvaux]

You know, the tongue is not the most attractive of organs --

[Ariesjill]

Condi care nothing about tongues. She talks only to the Hand. Which is always in her face. During her testimony.

[PorkBelly]

Being a member of the KISSARMY is the most positive thing on her resume.

[Ariesjill]

Chump.

[amanda85]

Worst rock band ever.
No wonder Gene Simmons is a neocon...
Except for rare exceptions like Furtwaengler or Karajan (typically confined to classical music), fascists don't have any artistic or musical talent.

[tenzindorje]

Kiss? Considering what she's been kissing the past eight years... Now Condi should go see a Nine Inch Nails concert and hear selections from Year Zero. That'll give her something to think about.

[jmc42]

tenzindorje,

She could do as you suggest but her documented actions seem to indicate that shh is already on the 'nail' , but unnamed sources claim that it was the tongue and what it could do that sealed the deal.

She is still a white woman that has been dipped in Chevron crude.

[KarlRoves3rdchin]

"She is still a white woman that has been dipped in Chevron crude"

OMG -that's a classic!!! I hope you don't mind but I'm going to have to repeat that to other people. That just hits it on the head!!

[Steeevyo]

Liberal racism.

[jungpatawan]

While many might like to [Kiss] Condi because they find her [Hotter than Hell] when she's [Dressed to Kill], others, like Iraqis, cosider themselves lucky to be [Alive] after she and her [Destroyer] boss proceeded to [Rock and Roll Over] their country with Cheney, who seems to [Love Gun] play of any kind.

After failing to create an American [Dynasty] these three have been [Unmasked ] as [Creatures of the Night] despite their surge propaganda, although 25%of the country still seems to [Lick it Up].

Their Mideast policy continues to [Animalize] our soldiers, many of whom end up in an [Asylum] after too many [Crazy Nights] under fire in a desert country where it's even too [Hot in the Shade] Abused Iraqi's and US Soldiers alike could not be blamed if they wanted [Revenge] against this [Carnival of Souls], this [Psycho Circus] known as the Bush Administration.

JP

[veteran1964]

Maybe she wanted really to see if Gene Simmon's tongue was real....Maybe there was some ulterior motives?

[lechatnoir]

Maybe she tried [Calling Dr Love] because she was curious to try a little [Love Gun] after all the years of [Lick it up]?

[hip dibler]

republicans.

never cool.

not even by accident.

[JoeBlough]

So which one is Condie?

[YellowPanties]

I refuse to believe that Condi Rice is human.

[HBeachbum]

Racist!