Late-Night Jokes Of The Week (VIDEO)

The past week saw the climax of the Democratic primary, fodder for all of the late night show, most of whom had been on hiatus the week before. With live shots of Hillary Clinton's NY home and Lanny Davis spinning, here are some of HuffPost's favorite moments from Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert and David Letterman.

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Comments

[Pippilangstrumpf]

You are all assuming that English is their first language. I get the feeling that there are MANY posters here who were not born in the USA.

I still do editing for the personal writing (letters and business communication) of a friend who happens to be an executive CEO of a company here in the US who makes over 300K a year. If you were to read what he writes you would think he has a 6th grade education. But when he came here at the age of 19, he did not speak one word of English!

How many people do you know who were BORN here who have risen the ranks of corporate America to make that kind of money? Sometimes it's not what they write, but the idea behind it.

[brobike42]

"So I was just about ready to do the old 'drop the jar of mustard on her foot ploy,' when I ...........uhhhhhhhhhh..........I mean............uhhhhhhhh........then she uhhh.............what was I saying?"

[AnnArky]

I almost spewed pepsi out my nose when I saw the "George" clip.

Ya know, if we all just smoked a little more marijuana we'd all just get along.

Amen.

[brooklyncitizen]

WOW....3kids? 4 kids?

Lord.....make it be over soon...............................................!

[jbunyon]

1-20-09 can't come soon enough. What a Texas moron.

[guajiro]

Now why did I ask that? Hmmm........ ... Oh, I know, .........wait,...... no, I don't. What I meant to say is.........uhh........ OK, next question.

[terpsofmd03]

Anybody here got four kids?

[bubbainca]

.. and he gets new material *every day*. Isnt that unbelievable?

[jesuswazasocialist]

Bush Funniest President ever.

[lennix]

thats makes my day we david letterman great speaches

[Vinca]

To Lennix: I LOVE those Letterman presidential comments, also I love Colbert and Jon Stewart, especially on polital matters

[rachaelis4]

Mine too, they're so funny...

[jupitor]

Obama's thesis on the bottom of the video is just lunacrist! What a stupid smear campagne. Obama with a cigerrette sticking out of his mouth suppose to scare us, when the Republican nominee is a 73 old man with scar's all over his face! Ya, so he visited africa an wore their ceremony garb. Wasn't it Mccain saying this man hasn't been out to foreign country's enough to know what's going on in the world, than when he does ans socialize than they try to make him out to be one of their muslems. This video has a hiden agenda with those extra article's to go to at the bottom of the box. the Republicans have opened their can of woop a@# in a very secretry way. Shame they can't do it in the open and out front in one of the FACE ARTICLES we see as soon as we open this site. When the Dem. supporters do it , it's a face article for you to see with old man Mccain hugging on Bush like a life line. It wasn't hiden in shame. this is the kind of Campagne Mccain said they wouldn't run! SURPRISE! I am not happy the make fun of Hillary situation either! We need her supporters and were trying hard to make peace. This isn't news any way. Just pure smear!

[Amalek]

We need a constitutional amendment against home schooling.

[Honour]

EureekaMcDermitt, jennifer and especially Amalek: Give a person a break; I know you've seen worse in these blogs. At least jupitor is communicating - I get his/her meaning, but then I look for ways to give people the benefit of the doubt. You all just seem too eager to criticize, too happy to find fault.

And Amalek, check out your judgemental attitude, would you? (Prejudgemental, actually.) Homeschooling is a very healthy, and most often, very successful endeavor. I know scores of people who are accomplished and productive, very well-balanced individuals, all of whom were home-schooled. And for a lot of kids and parents, homeschooling is the best and only way. In this regard, I am wholly pro-choice. Please be fair (maybe you had a traumatic learning experience as a child . . . )?

What's with the superiority complexes, folks?

Got Tolerance?

[jennifer Vizzo]

jupitor.....spellcheck if you want to be taken seriously

[EureekaMcDermitt]

You have so many misspellings and grammatical errors that I cannot take you seriously. Are you drunk? I am in no way trying to belittle your argument, if there really is one because I can't understand a word you have typed but please- this comment has put shame to this website. How can we take you seriously when you spell campaign as campagne?

And this is not just towards jupitor- we all make asses out of ourselves when we abuse the English Language like this. How are we supposed to prove ourselves as wise, educated democrats (or other political affiliations) and how is Arianna Huffington supposed to fight for us in the media when we can't even do a small spell check before we hit post?

[Earl]

I think he's been drinking too much campagne.