Over the weekend, Townhall's Duane Patterson begun posting up church bulletins from Senator Barack Obama's former congregation at Trinity Church of Christ in Chicago. Patterson is apparently paid by the upload because much of the stuff he's discovering and breathlessly posting is not to terribly controversial, and vital only for the Trinity Church Bulletin completists.
For example: Patterson published these bulletins, in which the Church asks its members to rally around a congregate who needs a kidney transplant, sounding a call for potential donors and providing them with important information. Later, the bulletin encourages church members to be sure to claim the Earned Income Tax Credit to which they are entitled. I know! Clearly, Barack Obama's great-uncle helped liberate Buchenwald for nothing.
Also, this bulletin, congratulating young congregates on their recent graduations. Truly, these people are monsters.