Why I'm Voting Republican (VIDEO)

A satirical look at why many voters are backing the GOP -- watch the video below:

Comments

[MuchMadness]

I'm voting Republican because Article I is annoying.

[Krikkit]

I'm voting Republican because I want to see our hard earned cash invested in corporations that are shipping our jobs overseas.

I am voting Republican because I want to see all the rich folks moving overseas to find a better lifestyle to enjoy than the one they have left to us.

[Pyrrhus]

I'm voting repub because O'bama is a muslim. Or used to be. He did go to that Christian church.
Okay. I'm voting repub because O'bama is a Christian... no wait that's not right I just gave money to Hagee so I must be Christian.

Okay. I'm voting repub because we need to stay the course in Alaska and expand oil production in Iraq. Or, is it the other way around?

Okay. I'm voting repub because of family values. Larry Craig and Mark Foley just showed us that the dems are not pro-family. Oh, wait, they were Repubs. But atleast Mc Cain is married. Oh, wait, he left his 1st wife after she was disfigured.

Economy? No they just foreclosed on me. Jobs? No my job was sent to Mumbai.

Now, can someone tell me exactly why I'm voting repub? Oh, yeah, because O'bama is black! Got it, thanks.

[NoSillyName]

Uh, because you're a CHEERLEADER and aspire to become the HEAD CHEERLEADER like the one in the White House?

[AmandaRuth]

I'm voting republican because I like our tax money flowing out of our communities and into the hands of war profiteers. Who needs roads and schools anyway.

[Stretchumall]

I'm voting republican because the Constitution is just a G*#dam piece of paper afterall and i like the way my posts are censured off this site.

[VOTER]

I'm voting Republican so I can become an internet TROLL!

[vinny]

i'm voting republican because i think school teachers should be held accountable but not US military contractors who have a right to piss away billions and billions of dollars without telling the american people what they spent it on...

support republicans, support government fraud....

[Angelus2007]

I may be voting republican (haven't decided for sure) because Obama is a smug man who only talks but doesn't walk. I am not bitter about my guns, they are my 2nd amendment right. You don't like that you shouldn't be president. I wish Hillary won, I would be voting for her (Actually I liked Edwards).

Nobody 08

[Nyla785]

i'm voting Republican because I like being in an abusive relationship where my govt spies on me, lies to me, and steals my money to gamble on unnecessary wars and to give to his friends to enjoy.

[Poststep]

If you think that was satire, where have you been for the last 8 years?

[RIPHRC]

The credits say "No Republicans were harmed in the making of this commercial." Lol.

Too bad.

[conniedogs]

LOL.....you guys are absolutely NUTS! Some of these comments are hilarious!

[newsjunkie8]

I'm voting republican because I want to what this Armageddon thing is about.

[OddManOut]

I'm voing Republican because I want to wash the glass ceiling

[Krazime]

THIS response made me laugh w/tears! I love it!

Thank you!

[oafishcad]

I'm voting Republican to protect myself from my desires to marry someone of the same sex.