Why I'm Voting Republican (VIDEO)

A satirical look at why many voters are backing the GOP -- watch the video below:

Comments

[joekerr]

I'm voting republican because old people are so full of new ideas.

I'm voting republican because endless war is just the bee'e knees.

I'm voting republican because whatever medication doesn't kill me will only make me poorer.

[DMW1]

I'm voting Republican so we can bomb the hell out of the Middle East to make room for a WalMart SuperCenter.

[OddManOut]

A shuttered strip mall would be fine too!

[mooph]

I'm voting Rebuplican because it's the change I deserve!

[OddManOut]

I'm sorry, but the change you deserve is only $0.43.

[DMW1]

LOL!

[Kenji]

That was the best! Viral, anyone?

[Americanium]

I'm voting Republican because I love bombing third world countries with depleted uranium back into the Stone Age.

[magen]

I'm voting republiCON cause I love high gas prices, tax cuts for the rich, war, and oil companies.

[LAJonathan]

Classic, this is AWESOME! If only they could afford to run this nationally! What a great way to shake up the campaign and totally throw them for a loop. They wouldn't know what to do with this....

[marignymitch]

The comments on this post are brilliant. Thanks, folks, for brightening up my day.

(I'm voting Republican because I don't understand satire.)

[newsjunkie8]

Classic!!

[DMW1]

I'm voting Republican so Green Day's next CD will be just as good as American Idiot.

[DietrichMoody]

I'm voting Republican because Chuck Norris said so!!!

[mikie63]

I,m voting redumblican because that strange voice above told me to. After all that's the most important voice ever. I'm hoping it is some kind of god.

[ChipOatley]

I'm voting republican for all the hot restroom sex.

[NorVaGal]

OMG! You guys are crazeee!

[Quaoar]

Wide stances for all!

And plenty of clean, well-lighted closets.

[gbht12]

We will just send you the BILL from the BUSH Administration, you don't mind paying for that do ya???

You have over a trillion dollars to spare cheerleader?

[hugs4u]

they got some real airheads and some bimbos to make that video.

[realistxxx]

I'm voting Republican because deep down I hate America.