Why I'm Voting Republican (VIDEO)

A satirical look at why many voters are backing the GOP -- watch the video below:

Comments

[Kim445588]

I am voting repuklican because thinking for myself is just a total and complete drag.

[tschlak]

I'm voting Republican because thinking of anybody BUT myself is a total and complete drag!

[realistxxx]

These two just about sum up Republican philosophy (Theology)

[joeyp404]

This clearly is going to be a campaign of substance coming from both sides.

[Gma11]

What a hoot!

[Einstein44]

I am voting Republican because I believe in the "gotcha theory "....

[bmora]

I'm voting Republican becasue this burning bush told me to.

[freshnotbitter]

I'm voting Republican because I was on the phone today with my health insurance corporation and we generated letters and a 10 digit reference # for my case arising from a change of diagnosis in an MRI in comparison with the MRI taken 6 months ago subject to receiving a health history in response to the questionnaire for pre-existing condition from my primary care provider as designated in the notes on my explanation of benefits which will be sent to my physician following which the receipt of comploeted questionnaire should trigger a new explanation of benefits allowing application of the allowable amount against my deductible

I'v never had so much fun and I am sending a thank you letter to Phil Gramm who pushed the Health Savings Account I have when he was Senator and is now running McCain's economic campaign.

BTW, insurance companies only take a 20% cut of all health expenses in this country. If a corporation is real good they can reduce their payout to 79% of premiums and keep 21% to cover their activities and profit. So just remember, next time you pay your doctor, 20% of that goes to the insurance cos.

Hey, look how hard they work for it, right? I mean what does your doctor do anyway? Nothing. Your insurance rep rocks!!!!!!

[GraceG]

I'm voting Republican because Cheney said "so".

[DietrichMoody]

I'm voting Republican because the Constitution is a stupid piece of paper!! ( except for the 2nd Amendment, of course )

[tschlak]

Like, duh!

[tschlak]

I'm voting Republican because I received a Traumatic Brain Injury from an IED in Falluja, and now listen to my Commander-in-chief without question or regard for my own or my family's best interests.

NOW can I get an appointment to see a VA counselor about my suicidal tendencies before September??

[tasukibeth1]

I'm voting Republican because art, language, and music classes are for f@gs and French people.

[citadelgrrl05]

This video is AWESOME>>I LOVE IT !!!

[citadelgrrl05]

I am voting republican so my husband can stay deployed in the middle and and my children four and one will miss out on seeing their father for at least 6 months. i am voting republican so all I have after I graduate from college is debt and no job to show for it.!!!

[tasukibeth1]

I'm voting Republican because that whole "seperation of church and state" thing needs to be rethought.

[thylacine550]

I'm voting republican because if another .002 cents comes out of my paycheck to shelter homeless or fix my pothole-laden street, I'll be pissed. I don't believe in contributing personally to help the poor or my neighbors.

[ahsaki80]

I'm voting Republican because I always was the best cheater! That will come in handy when trading ideas with Rove. We can't beat Obama on the issues.